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Funny Father Son Poems

These Funny Father Son poems are examples of Father Son poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Father Son Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Frasier and Martin
Frasier Crane
had a hyperactive brain
loved all things suave and debonair
but not a fan of his dad's armchair

Martin Crane
got by with his dog and cane
was a...

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Categories: father son, funny,

Premium Member Re-Born Father
These urgent strangers dressed up in green gowns
Snip rip strip
My dad’s red pants underwear and shirt
From his ancient body

A de-frocked clown not funny anymore

“Oh Bobby,...

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Categories: birth, death, father son,

Premium Member Evolution of An Enfant Terrible
                  Don't point your finger

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Categories: father son, anger, child abuse, dark,

Them Times
I remember them days
When the bunting was hung.
From lampost to gate post
Was the thing to be done
Mis-matched tables
All together in a row.
Covered in tablecloths
Union jacks...

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Categories: caregiving, emotions, father son,

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: father son, 12th grade, character, hope,

Dawn of the Woodpecker
Swaying and shuffling to the bathroom,
		once again,
			I hoped this time that I’d summon the wherewithal 
		to finally start my Saturday.
  	But my visit was...

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Categories: father son, bird, drink, funny, good

Premium Member My Father's Hand
When I was a boy I did not understand
Just how much was carried by my Father’s hand.
But now that I’m older, I stand in his...

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Categories: father, father son, growing

Premium Member Uncle Michael
His ramrod back, his brill-creamed hair 
and waxed moustache gave him a certain air, 
a certain dash, and a military bearing. 
His speech was clipped....

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Categories: father son, friend, fun,

Premium Member wayward son
there once was a thief from devin

whose teachers called him sir kevin

but his mom and dad

were indeed more sad

he worked eleven to seven.

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Categories: corruption, father son, funny,

We Put The Wrong Son Up For Adoption
My son is a thief and a drug user.
I'm not lying when I say he's a loser.
It's too much for my wife and I to...

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Categories: addiction, father son, funny,

Premium Member Lies to Our Self
Lies to Our Self

I will be okay. 
You, she, we, me, us...
are just fine. 
All the time, 
we talk too much, 
and not enough. 


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Categories: abuse, addiction, father son,

Premium Member Come Home
Come Home

Please listen to me. 
You have not "done" anything, 
that I have not done before, 
or if you have, 
then we can still talk....

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Categories: father son, absence, addiction, anti bullying,



      - Junior piece...

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Categories: father son, funny, humorous,

Game over
I burst through my kitchen door knocking down my mother in the process and said "outta the way loser".

I went down to my gamer cave...

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Categories: father son, allegory, analogy, boy, dad,

Halloween Night - Contest
I am not scared , 
You are not real. 
It’s just a white sheet,
It’s No big deal.

Ha! Cobwebs on the door,
I could turn on the...

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Categories: child, children, father son,