Funny Father Son Poems

I know you're sick of the cussing and fussing, idle discussion, and running from Hell's suction.

Spending all day doing nothing but stressing.

Just know, every question...

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You can see it in our faces,
by the looks in our eyes.
There's no way I am the father.
They who said it told you lies.
You can...

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Setting: A parlor with money hanging on a wall becomes the topic.

Characters: 
Teen, short boy like to talk down on adult's
Woman, passion for hanging money

Dialogue:
Teen:...

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THE KING IS GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN

For the rest of my life, you will never be forgotten
Every day I will think of you again and...

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Son, don't stand there with that cold stare and judge me
When I twist the cap and pour a glass and tilt my head gently

Just know...

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His father loved baseball…he watched his favorite team religiously…
“It’s a lot like life.” He’d say. “Come and watch a game with me.”

“When it’s your turn...

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Frasier Crane
had a hyperactive brain
loved all things suave and debonair
but not a fan of his dad's armchair

Martin Crane
got by with his dog and cane
was a...

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These urgent strangers dressed up in green gowns
Snip rip strip
My dad’s red pants underwear and shirt
From his ancient body

A de-frocked clown not funny anymore

“Oh Bobby,...

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Don't point your finger
           and indict me as a spoilt child.
    ...

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I remember them days
When the bunting was hung.
From lampost to gate post
Was the thing to be done
Mis-matched tables
All together in a row.
Covered in tablecloths
Union jacks...

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When I was a boy I did not understand
Just how much was carried by my Father’s hand.
But now that I’m older, I stand in his...

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His ramrod back, his brill-creamed hair 
and waxed moustache gave him a certain air, 
a certain dash, and a military bearing. 
His speech was clipped....

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there once was a thief from devin

whose teachers called him sir kevin

but his mom and dad

were indeed more sad

he worked eleven to seven.
...

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My son is a thief and a drug user.
I'm not lying when I say he's a loser.
It's too much for my wife and I to...

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- Junior piece of acephalus
       go to sleep !
      "If you do not do...

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