Funny Fantasy Poems

I haven’t heard from you in a few days
My heart is certainly ablaze
And you’re probably acrazed
Somewhere.

My gosh, you haven’t changed your ways
My friend, frankly, I...

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My son, John, was an engaging fellow, who was barely ten years old;
And liked frogs, marbles and playing ball, in luscious, noontime gold.

My son, John,...

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one witty Wibblesnow wobbling along

two terrible Tillymows tutting their tongue

three thin Thiggleheads throwing some spoons

four furry Fillimots flying in balloons

five feathered Foulies fumbling a dance

six...

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they live in shining holes, but who?
shining holes where creatures live
  but, 
    and here, truth 
    ...

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that witch counting her spells
counted two hundred and twelvety-nine
of those, onety-one and a bit didn’t work
sixteenty-three, from family, passed down
and eleventeen were fine, the rest
she...

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Captain Nemo,

I; Captain Nemo from the silent darkness of the deep search for a rare lost treasure that vanished so very long ago.
Keenly my periscope...

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That day when it came on, it just came on, 
The way I guess some things do near the end.
Maybe like a scene for one...

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Scene
An old bakery with traditional baked food on display.
Husband(H) and wife (W) and the baker (B) at the store!
The Wife and Baker are in love...

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The things I have to put up with because of you humans
How would you like it if you didn't get cleaned, every day I would...

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Why Is it I take you anywhere you want to go, but you refuse to wash me
You leave me out in the cold all night...

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Asleep in the bottom drawer
A place I now call home
I hear a voice call my name
"Sockie, Sockie" where are you 

I am here
I seem to...

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Tír na nÓg - A Tragic Epic Saga

ye hear, of a leprechaun and a unicorn who met in a field’s corner
a he and she, she...

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noop
boo troon
frooing soon

noop
too woon
drooing hoon

noop
shoo shoo
oon


...

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I could never really understand
Why some women
Won’t give me the time of day
And seem to look the other way
Or I feel like I’m being hunted
And...

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Every wonder where they come from?
I’m just glad that I still have some.
Sometimes they’re pleasant and seem good,
sometimes vague and misunderstood.

At times they’re funny or...

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