Funny Fantasy Poems

I've heard about the arrival of fanciful fushia strangers
but I've no fear of them and not worried about dangers.
They seem a bit nonsensical; funny the...

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Three cocktail sausages jumped out of a tin
Off they went in a Ferrari for a spin
The weather was perfect, the ride a breeze
Everything was going...

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That moment I step in- front, automatic sliding
doors, of my favorite grocery store 'open-wide'
slide apart this transcends my being, automatically...
into manifest... 

visions of what were...

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A murder of crows observes our approach,
eying my sister's sheaf, worn like a brooch.
Yet, this gilded field of wavering gold
is quite a wonder for me...

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In the land of laundry, a mystery ensues,
Socks scatter and vanish, leaving just one shoe.
Pairs go on adventures, to realms far and wide,
Escaping the dryer,...

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he was the oddest surveyor elf I had ever met
seemed weirdly familiar, strange too, and yet….
I was drawn to his ways, and watched him with...

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Love is like the sun,
Is this saying true?
Then crushes are like the moon,
This I believe do you?

I blushed at your every movement,
To be honest I...

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There once was a woman named Fay
who would frighten most men away,
she was grossly fat
and most didn’t like that;
but the ones that did; begged to...

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There once was a boy who ate worms
enthralled by their wiggles and squirms,
but the juicy ones
oft gave him the runs;
the stain on his trousers confirms.


(Limerick)


05/03/2023


A...

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A pirates life is the one for me,both of us sailing on the seven seas,finding treasure,stealing gold,story’s of our life at sea to be told..skull...

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There was a vampire, oh so skinny
drinking blood was not his destiny
	vegan was his diet
	tried to keep it quiet 
we thought him quite a silly...

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I had named my verbose parrot Sunny, as he filled my world with sunshine;
For when someone truly touches the heart, you often must give some...

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Seen in the movies, swishing swords about,
Those Ninja fighters make you want to run,
Hiding in shadows, jumping in and out,
Would challenge me: my Ninja skills...

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My dear incredible pen,
you are the pinnacle of writing instruments! Looking refined with your elegant ebony shaft and gold-filagree trim, you are a true technological...

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Find my glutton for this rap button to come sneaking up on em/
I’m pretty good at running so let me run it up on em/
Time...

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