Funny Fantasy Poems
These Funny Fantasy poems are examples of Fantasy poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Fantasy Funny poems written by international poets.
Every Which WaySuzie lived next door to Tom, and their families were the best of friends;
Like toffee clouds, chasing rainbows, once the blue storm wildly spends!
Tom and...
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children, fantasy, friend, fun,
I'm a Soft-Lover Dude I'm a soft-lover dude, something I have never tried to hide. I have always respected your mind. thoughts, and soul way before I ever wanted...
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emotions, fantasy, feelings, how
In the cold tub, at ten-thirty in the morning, I float like a wreckIn the cold tub, at ten-thirty in the morning, I float like a wreck after a week of drinking and gambling,
My body trembles, my mind...
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fantasy,
Go Go Goblinfine trousers wore the goblin
pockets full of goblin hands
fine scarf wore the goblin
tucked into some goblin pants
fine brogues wore the goblin
laces full of goblin craft
fine...
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fairy, fantasy, fun, funny,
His Legs Would Not Reach to the GroundA man from Connecticut found
His legs would not reach to the ground.
“I wish I was shorter,”
He told a reporter,
“To stop all this floating around.”
...
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fantasy, flying, funny, humor,
Of Knights and SpandexThe knights that in histories lurk,
They never wore spandex to work.
O’er heroes today
That dress in this way,
The dragons, they snort and they smirk.
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adventure, animal, clothes, fantasy,
Ew Gross Goblinhe belched
and belched
his giblets fraught
he burped
a burp
his gizzards ought
to churn and turn
his entrails wrought
when up rose up
a belch and burp
then in both hands
his...
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Categories:
crazy, fairy, fantasy, fun,
It's Here, There, Everywhere
A naughty urge has now bloomed fully grown
thoughts keep placing intent in my head zone
I imagine a slingshot
in my dark side's desired plot
I wish...
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Categories:
animal, fantasy, funny, imagination,
The CenterfoldLook and behold
the Centerfold
I am not telling lies
when I say that my eyes
witnessed the personification
of my wildest imagination.
Truth be told
Cupid had me in a chokehold...
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Categories:
fantasy, funny, innocence,
A Man with Propellorized HatA man with propellorized hat
Stepped up with his beanie to bat.
The fastball blew by,
Away he did fly,
He hadn’t accounted for that.
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baseball, fantasy, flying, funny,
The Goblin Was Wobblin’ AlongThe goblin was wobblin’ along,
Tipsy and singing a song.
It’s hard to cause fright,
When sober not quite,
He hadn’t the heart to do wrong.
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Categories:
drink, evil, fantasy, funny,
My Magical JourneyA Magical Journey Poetry Contest
Constance La France
"When we were hit by the magic wand's spell we suddenly became swans"
Quote by author
I hold three magic rocks,...
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Categories:
beauty, crush, fantasy, relationship,
Why Can't I?You can’t defeat me!
You can’t stop my crimes!
I’ll someday get it right, you see,
I’ll even do it speaking rhymes.
I can rob a bank.
I can end...
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Categories:
confidence, fantasy, funny, hero,
Obsession’s WhisperYou're my obsession, and that is true,
A vivid dream painted vividly, got me trippin' in my heart.
Your body, so elegant, stunning, and gracefully in every...
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Categories:
fantasy, funny love, longing,
Eko-Lagos
In Lagos' vibrant mosaic, life abounds,
Multicultural threads, in waters surrounded.
Lovely, funny, and resilient souls reside,
Great leaders emerge, yet hurdles abide.
Morning rush, nighttime chase, ceaseless pace,
Some...
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Categories:
africa, courage, engagement, fantasy,