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Funny Fantasy Poems

These Funny Fantasy poems are examples of Fantasy poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Fantasy Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Every Which Way
Suzie lived next door to Tom, and their families were the best of friends;
Like toffee clouds, chasing rainbows, once the blue storm wildly spends!

Tom and...

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Categories: children, fantasy, friend, fun,



I'm a Soft-Lover Dude
	I'm a soft-lover dude, something I have never tried to hide. I have always respected your mind. thoughts, and soul way before I ever wanted...

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Categories: emotions, fantasy, feelings, how

Premium Member In the cold tub, at ten-thirty in the morning, I float like a wreck
In the cold tub, at ten-thirty in the morning, I float like a wreck after a week of drinking and gambling,
My body trembles, my mind...

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© Dan Enache  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: fantasy,

Premium Member Go Go Goblin
fine trousers wore the goblin
pockets full of goblin hands

fine scarf wore the goblin
tucked into some goblin pants

fine brogues wore the goblin
laces full of goblin craft

fine...

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Categories: fairy, fantasy, fun, funny,

Premium Member His Legs Would Not Reach to the Ground
A man from Connecticut found
His legs would not reach to the ground.
“I wish I was shorter,”
He told a reporter,
“To stop all this floating around.”
...

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Categories: fantasy, flying, funny, humor,



Premium Member Of Knights and Spandex
The knights that in histories lurk,
They never wore spandex to work.
O’er heroes today
That dress in this way,
The dragons, they snort and they smirk.
...

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Categories: adventure, animal, clothes, fantasy,

Premium Member Ew Gross Goblin
he belched 
and belched

his giblets fraught

he burped 
a burp

his gizzards ought
to churn and turn
his entrails wrought

when up rose up
a belch and burp

then in both hands
his...

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Categories: crazy, fairy, fantasy, fun,

Premium Member It's Here, There, Everywhere
A naughty urge has now bloomed fully grown 
thoughts keep placing intent in my head zone
I imagine a slingshot
in my dark side's desired plot
I wish...

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Categories: animal, fantasy, funny, imagination,

The Centerfold
Look and behold
the Centerfold
I am not telling lies
when I say that my eyes
witnessed the personification
of my wildest imagination.

Truth be told
Cupid had me in a chokehold...

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© Ryan Sms  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: fantasy, funny, innocence,

Premium Member A Man with Propellorized Hat
A man with propellorized hat
Stepped up with his beanie to bat.
The fastball blew by,
Away he did fly,
He hadn’t accounted for that.
...

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Categories: baseball, fantasy, flying, funny,

Premium Member The Goblin Was Wobblin’ Along
The goblin was wobblin’ along,
Tipsy and singing a song.
It’s hard to cause fright,
When sober not quite,
He hadn’t the heart to do wrong.
...

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Categories: drink, evil, fantasy, funny,

Premium Member My Magical Journey
A Magical Journey Poetry Contest
Constance La France

"When we were hit by the magic wand's spell we suddenly became swans"
Quote by author

I hold three magic rocks,...

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Categories: beauty, crush, fantasy, relationship,

Why Can't I?
You can’t defeat me!
You can’t stop my crimes!
I’ll someday get it right, you see,
I’ll even do it speaking rhymes.

I can rob a bank.
I can end...

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Categories: confidence, fantasy, funny, hero,

Premium Member Obsession’s Whisper
You're my obsession, and that is true,
A vivid dream painted vividly, got me trippin' in my heart.
Your body, so elegant, stunning, and gracefully in every...

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Categories: fantasy, funny love, longing,

Eko-Lagos
In Lagos' vibrant mosaic, life abounds,
Multicultural threads, in waters surrounded.
Lovely, funny, and resilient souls reside,
Great leaders emerge, yet hurdles abide.

Morning rush, nighttime chase, ceaseless pace,
Some...

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Categories: africa, courage, engagement, fantasy,


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