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False Teeth Poems - Poems about False Teeth


FALSE TEETH
She didn't find her teeth under the seat But she was hungry and wanted to eat Some smoke neckbones and brown rice But she also had to think twice Had to eat soft meat Because she had no teeth To keep from cutting her gums That would have made her mouth numb ...

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Categories: false teeth, food, how i feel,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Cletus O'Toole's False Teeth
Though many times Cletus O'Toole was somewhat uncouth, He could always be relied upon to tell the truth. No better legacy to his progeny could he bequeath, Than that of, "Truer words were never spoken thru falser teeth!"...

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Categories: false teeth, humorous,
Form: Couplet



False Teeth
There once was an old woman from Madrid Husband disapproved everything she did Cereal's too cold Meat's too old One day in anger his false teeth she hid...

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Categories: false teeth, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member False Teeth
First hosting angels with God and son Then I'd become a glimmer in my father's eye Met my mother then I arrived A babe with NO teeth At age of three I have some bones Cartilages harden made of marrow A babe first cut my tooth On a chicken bone when left alone As my molars chew the marrow Ate crackling-bread and while still...

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Categories: false teeth, birth, cheer up, encouraging,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member George Washington's False Teeth - For Contest
Washington wore fake teeth as voiced beneath, But with sagacious thoughts did us bequeath! And after profound weighing, It just goes without saying: Truer words were ne'er said through...

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Categories: false teeth, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Grandma's False Teeth
Grandma Strong from Kurrajong Wore a set of false teeth, Each night she'd take them out To give her mouth relief. She'd put them in some water To keep them nice and clean, When she woke she'd brush them And put them back where they'd been. However this night it was very cold, Her teeth froze in the water, Still the same when morning came, The...

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Categories: false teeth, kids, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Things Not To Use False Teeth For
THINGS NOT TO USE FALSE TEETH FOR Well for starters, some things are obvious, see? Wouldn’t advise anyone, not just me, To be a circus rope-twirler holding the rope in me teeth When there’s no net beneath. Also inadvisable to try to bend iron bars With teeth, as top performers do -...

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Categories: false teeth, philosophy, me,
Form: Couplet

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