Grandma's False Teeth

Grandma Strong from Kurrajong
Wore a set of false teeth,
Each night she'd take them out
To give her mouth relief.

She'd put them in some water
To keep them nice and clean,
When she woke she'd brush them
And put them back where they'd been.

However this night it was very cold,
Her teeth froze in the water,
Still the same when morning came,
The ice had really caught her.

She couldn't do her shopping,
She couldn't talk on the phone,
She had to wait for her teeth to thaw
Before she left her home.



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Copyright © | Year Posted 2015


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Date: 4/13/2015 10:46:00 AM
Ha, Ha, Ha another awesome laughter....Sharon G.
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Date: 4/13/2015 1:57:00 PM
Hello Sharon, Thank you so much Sharon, I will try to keep you laughing. Kind regards----John
Date: 4/5/2015 11:33:00 PM
Ha, back here to read your new reply. Thank you John, I had a very nice Easter
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Date: 4/13/2015 1:59:00 PM
That is great to hear Linda. Lots of love and happiness----John
Date: 4/5/2015 9:52:00 PM
Hi John, Thank you for the sweet reply to my comment. Have yourself a Happy Easter Love LINDA
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Date: 4/5/2015 10:40:00 PM
A Happy Easter to you too Linda Lots of love----John
Date: 4/5/2015 4:09:00 PM
Hi JOHN, Dropped by to say hi and congratulate you on having your poem selected by Soup's Administration. This is a wonderful poem to have featured on the homepage. Have yourself a Happy Easter ~Always & Forever~ LINDA
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Date: 4/5/2015 8:26:00 PM
Thank you Poet, it is nice to give people a laugh. Thankl you for reading my poem. Kind regards---John PS: I live in Kurrajong, so it is a real town
Date: 2/23/2015 1:56:00 AM
ha ha ha made me giggle :-) Bet she had an icy smile Hugs jan xx
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Date: 2/23/2015 3:47:00 AM
Hi Jan, Maybe i should have added another verse about her icy smile. Very clever comment Jan. Thank you for reading my poem and I'm glad it made you giggle Kind regards-----John
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