Humorous Eulogy Poems

Earth Eulogy

By Mark D. Stucky
She was a good planet,
put to death in her prime
by a pandemic of people.
Homo-sapiens was a disease
with mutating and metastasizing
technological and...

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he had a life
within the life of ours
an imprint on eternity
his cuddles come
from angels now
or he’ll bark at them
relentlessly


for Barley, 7th November 2013 - 13th...

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One generic baby boomer, (a garden variety sexagenarian)...
offers his interpretation of critical race theory

I, (an articulate, charming, domesticated, 
erudite, friendly, genteel, humorous, intelligent,
kind, learned, male,...

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Where is Twitter?
Who is or what is X?
I do not mean Super X?
I want to tweet a rumor
I was away for a few days
I am...

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Most Compleat Angler there ever was
With worms for company without fuss!...

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Betty White was the gentle Rose
Golden Girl’s funny lady of repose
She charmed us all on those shows
With kindness a poet might compose





A Celebrity Epitaph Poetry...

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PETER HAPPY
               Peter happy
       ...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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'He was a funny old bugger', they all agreed as Riley was laid in his grave,
'I believe he had a wife somewhere', said someone else...

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Hail the Truth
It has to be said
For it is the truth
The holy Truth
Written as fact
As true as night following day
The undeniable truth
Juniper Mother Nature and...

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A turkey named Betty who knew better,
Slipped and let a well known butcher get her
Her last day of living,
To be on Thanksgiving
But she was loved...

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His dear wife Daisy, wheelchair-bound

Had a sis who thought him lazy

Perhaps she's glad he's in the ground

For now he's pushing Daisy





* This did NOT place...

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I had hoped for angels

But in earth I will stay

For my husband died first

And he scared them away...

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Here's a hammer for my debtors

For my bills, I couldn't pay

Just take a piece of marble

And then please go away...

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We're asleep in this graveyard
We can't hear you pout
So please leave your flowers
And get the hell out...

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