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...there was a young cad named Dennis
who liked to take risks with the women in Ennis
one night with Darla in bed
she suddenly said
my husband will be home any minute
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Categories:
ennis, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Untitled
...there was a young man from Ennis
who desired to learn to play tennis
the ball whacked him in the head
so he decided to go to a pub instead
and have fun drinkin’ the Guiness
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Categories:
ennis, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Untitled
...there was a young man named Dennis
who staggered from a pub in Ennis
he thought he boarded a train
but woke up on a plane
and found he was headed to Venice
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Categories:
ennis, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Og
...Located in the country town of Ennis, in the Banner County of Clare
Is the ivy clad Old Ground Hotel, and to enter mice wouldn't dare
Because OG is in residence, who wears a fur coat and has gr...
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Categories:
ennis, cat, humor, ireland,
Form: Rhyme
Memories For a Weakened Nation
...I remember as a child at school drinking those small bottles of milk.
I remember feeling posh wearing a tie made out of silk.
I remember running wild under the sun of long summer days.
I remember ...
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Categories:
ennis, age, care, england, integrity,
Form: Free verse
The Chasers and Bradley
...I'm Mark Labbett, ' The Beast '.
I love a mighty feast.
I feed on fear
And then I cheer,
" With me, the show's complete! "
I'm ' The Governess ' Anne Hegerty.
A.K.A. " Old Knickers a Frosty ...
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Categories:
ennis, celebrity, funny,
Form: Limerick
Father's Day
...Friendly, charming and loving describe my Dad well.
A man of integrity and pride, I knew I could trust him.
Tennis player extraordinaire, ballroom dancer, history and movie buf...
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Categories:
ennis, dad, love,
Form: Acrostic
Abc News
...Don Ennis
An editor from ABC news
Had a case of the transgender blues
He showed up in a dress and a wig
And swore he had not had a swig
Claiming that he had begun
Hormone therapy 101
He said that th...
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Categories:
ennis, gender, people,
Form: Rhyme
Jam Session - Mondaynight Jazz Let the Music Play
...The music exploded
Into a thousand heartbeats.
We glided down rainbows of organ
Melodies, becoming drenched
In the golden light of twin
Saxophones.
We played on the trampolin of
The drummer...
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Categories:
ennis, husband, music, music, music,
Form: Free verse
Matthew Lorenz
...Matthew
Strong, Determined, Creative, Passionate
Brother of Layla and Rachael
Lover of Family, Friends, Music
Who feels Pain, Happiness, Indifference
Who fears Failure, Living Life Alone, Wasp...
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Categories:
ennis, life, people
Form: Bio