Egg On Poems - Poems about Egg On

Fried Egg

A portly man with manner, droll, 
approached an egg out on a stroll,
kindly offering him a ride,
and soon that egg was fried.

Question Of The Ages

Why did the chicken cross Abbey Road?
Because it was there,
but which came first?
Obviously, not the egg,
as it has no legs.
The first chicken to cross the road,
feeling peckish,
not one to throw in the towel,
when told, 'Walk, don't run a fowl,'
and, faster than a speeding pullet,
or so it is said,
was one giant leap for poultry,
one small step
for

fish caviar versus ant egg caviar

Caviar is fish eggs and I think so blobbish and ugly
Squishy and squirmy looking; they do not tempt me
Mexican caviar is supposedly ant eggs, definitely not free
How they capture ant eggs, I really do not fathom or see.

Difficult Generation

Abraham born before Jesus
They were born holding selfie.
They booked flight from the womb
Are the children of this generation.

They speak louder without sense
Yet wiser than Solomon himself
They sees beyond their parents
With food remnants on their mouth.

Right in the womb they ate wheat
Before they were born they saw you
What is it you know I don't know
Says a

easter egg frenzy

The Easter eggs turned on the baskets in Easter Town.
Refusing to get inside, they began to throw themselves down.
What is happening? Asked a chick, a rooster, and an ugly clown.
They are going crazy, said an old churchgoing lady, with a frown.

She needed them inside those baskets, and it had to be today.
These Easter eggs were

easter egg hunt

easter egg hunt
for busy little bunnies
childhood memories



AP: Honorable Mention 2025

BREAKFAST EGG

 BREAKFAST EGG

Thought reaches pinnacle 
plunges into its own mystery 
cracks open narrow self
an eggshell 
passes personal truth
into Cosmic Heart
region of Eternal life
this is all which is, was or ever will be
egg melts into One
time collapses
we eat it on toast
with salt and pepper
Time re-emerges  

Mother hen

I opened the basket daily,                                                 Mother hen

Hatch

• I found a tiny snake egg
• I wonder if it will hatch
• I've heard they'll hatch faster with heat
• So I lit it up with a match 

orange japanese egg yolks

japanese chickens
produce for bright orange egg yolks
carotene diet

off putting maybe
salmonella neutralized
safe and edible

I Choose Egg Omelette

I'm a simple man
You may choose what kind of egg
Omelette is fine.

spider egg facts

female spiders
lay up to three thousand eggs
fun finding them huh

My Heart is an Egg

my heart, the perfectly shaped egg
oh dear, hear me out, would you?
i can explain it, everything, for you
it's a philosophy only one can understand, will you?

i'm not like the rest
i used to want glasses, freckles, and even braces
i used to rock back and forth like i was in a movie
at some point, even wanted to

THE EGG SAID

The egg said 
To the pancake
I’m healthier than
You are, my colors are
Bright and beautiful
Sometimes I even have 
Double yokes inside and 
My best friend is crispy bacon

A GOOD EGG

A GOOD EGG

Once there was an egg called Jack
But when sad, his shell would crack
And leave him in such a sorry state
With serious worries about his fate
And being so lonely was not a joke 
Perhaps even with a dribble of yolk
Some company would be just great
Then, a small golden egg appeared
He thought it may be

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