is only said twice in the whole book
Why does Mr Sneeze have no arms?
A quarter of all your bones are in the foot
how many body parts only have 3 letters
what harm in being a legend
a rainbow that happens at night is called a moon bow
Sumo wrestlers make babies cry for good luck
Did you know you could swim through a blue whales veins
crying doesn't make me feel happier
the present only lasts 200 milliseconds
A truel is a duel between 3 people
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Here is 2 shovels take your pick
Categories:
ebenezer, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Drunken full with milk,
He's lying down there,
With his chubby hands
Fighting with the air,
Riding a cycle
With his active feet,
Crooning his own song
With a rhythmic beat,
Happy is his heart,
Simple childish joy,
Small and smiling smart,
Our home's brightest boy.
10.12.2019
THIS POEM IS ABOUT MY ELDER SISTER'S CUTE LITTLE BOY, EBENEZER.
Categories:
ebenezer, baby, boy,
Form: Rhyme
Scrooge Named Ebenezer
Is highly allergic while a wheezer,
Whose middle name is Ebenezer;
Such a scrooge;
Will wear rouge;
Trump thinks he is a people pleaser.
Jim Horn
About faith, what I have found,
Is knowing when Jesus is around;
Wine in taking;
Bread baking;
One day I will be heaven bound.
Jim Horn
We had been travelling across a plain;
While we were moving along on a train;
Tunnel went through;
Mountain did view;
Where we forever wanted to remain.
Jim Horn
One day we did run into an oligarch,
Who on a sailing ship would embark;
Seemed so shady,
And so was lady;
In pool was eaten by her pet shark.
Jim Horn
Around for information we were nosing,
And part of it said they were proposing,
Crimes discovered;
Also uncovered;
All that Trump did start totally exposing.
Jim Horn
Categories:
ebenezer, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Julius Cesar and Ebenezer
Julius Cesar
And also Ebenezer,
Were an old geezer.
Jim Horn
Categories:
ebenezer, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Ebenezer Scrooge
a miserly stooge
To him Christmas was just a humbug
Until three ghosts gave him a hug
Categories:
ebenezer, christmas,
Form: Clerihew
It's Christmas and my name is Ebenezer Scrooge.
I've been through a transformation that was huge.
When it came to people, I was selfish and mean.
I was so selish that I lost the girl of my dreams.
People always said Merry Christmas but I refused to hear it.
Last night I was visited by Jacob Marley and three spirits.
They showed me my past, present and future too.
Now I'm a happy man who has been born anew.
The spirits showed me the error of my ways.
Now I'll be a better man for all of my days.
I know a sick little boy and his situation is very grim.
But I will use my money and love to cure Tiny Tim.
I once said that the poor should die and decrease the surplus population.
Now I'm jolly and when I think about Christmas, I have much appreciation.
I have something to say to every man, woman, boy and girl.
I want everybody to have a Merry Christmas all over the world.
(Based on the classic 'A Christmas Carol' by Charles Dickens.)
Categories:
ebenezer, fantasy, holiday, christmas, christmas,
Form: Rhyme
I'm not ashamed
to unmask myself
an old reprobate
with a bit of pride
in a nasty side.
Categories:
ebenezer, life,
Form: Free verse