Scrooge Named Ebenezer and More

Scrooge Named Ebenezer

Is highly allergic while a wheezer,
Whose middle name is Ebenezer;
Such a scrooge;
Will wear rouge;
Trump thinks he is a people pleaser.

Jim Horn



About faith, what I have found,
Is knowing when Jesus is around;
Wine in taking;
Bread  baking;
One day I will be heaven bound.

Jim Horn

We had been travelling across a plain;
While we were moving along on a train;
Tunnel went through;
Mountain did view;
Where we forever wanted to remain.

Jim Horn

One day we did run into an oligarch,
Who on a sailing ship would embark;
Seemed so shady,
And so was lady;
In pool was eaten by her pet shark.

Jim Horn

Around for information we were nosing,
And part of it said they were proposing,
Crimes discovered;
Also uncovered;
All that Trump did start totally exposing.

Jim Horn
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Sergi Avatar
May 8, 2018 at 5:40 PM
I shall call you the wizard of rhymes! My compliments , indeed!
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May 8, 2018 at 6:54 PM
A truly sincere compliment sent by someone whose intent is to create space and properly vent.
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