Funny Earth Poems

I haven’t heard from you in a few days
My heart is certainly ablaze
And you’re probably acrazed
Somewhere.

My gosh, you haven’t changed your ways
My friend, frankly, I...

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There are 12 types of joy:
simple joy
almost joy
systemic joy
Saturday joy
expressing joy
knowing joy
all joy
max joy
constant inputs of joy
single greatest joy
sacrifice or joy
the face of joy
at the...

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It is hot and not so funny
My sweat is sticky and so runny
Pounds are melting right off me
Uncomfortable as I can be
I know how Frosty...

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Dancing in the rain in the UK 

The water is pouring and pounding down
And I'm dancing no doubt looking insane, 
But I can feel the...

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what will their son’s time be like here on earth?
this kid is a real joker!
cuckoo clock in the fridge....

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Animal Poems II

These are poems about animals, limericks and other forms of doggerel.



Ballade of the Bicameral Camel
by Michael R. Burch

There once was a camel who...

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Chubby cream grubby against white ice
      Hungry somewhat clumsy polar bear heist
      Hopefully loping over...

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I am the wind
the textured curl of clouds
those specks of glitter
silver and gold are my
illustrative gleams

the foiling wings
that flutter and flap
feathers ripe with color

complementing all...

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There's something funny about God
That some find decidedly odd
We look to the sky
And still wonder why
We only find peas in a pod...

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As I feel the fresh dew of moist air, I think of the flower that will grow, and I will place in my hair. It...

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The Wish

I dream of sleeping in a bed of rose petals like an Indian potentate 
who waits for his favourite concubine to come to join...

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A burning desire within my soul,
a rippling affect was taking hold
And with each mile, down the winding road,
a sycamore, birch, or elm would grow.

And then...

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Various Heresies 8

These are heretical poems with heresies about the bible, god, jesus christ and christianity.


Red State Religion Rejection Slip
by Michael R. Burch

I’d like to...

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Our problems all began with the industrial revolution
And its legacy has left us with toxic pollution.

Climate change is real and been declared a code red
And...

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Ponder the lengthy life of our planet
Here we are for only a bitty blink
Many creative creatures now span it
Each having hardly enough time to think

Seemingly...

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