Funny Earth Poems
These Funny Earth poems are examples of Earth poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Earth Funny poems written by international poets.
Humanity - Gravity - Newton's Law
Gravity makes things go down,
to the ground like a funny clown.
Missing the trash can,
now on the floor plan.
Gravity will always be around....
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Categories:
earth, giggle, life, smile,
Blue Moon AgainI haven’t heard from you in a few days
My heart is certainly ablaze
And you’re probably acrazed
Somewhere.
My gosh, you haven’t changed your ways
My friend, frankly, I...
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Categories:
allegory, earth, fantasy, funny,
Types of JoyThere are 12 types of joy:
simple joy
almost joy
systemic joy
Saturday joy
expressing joy
knowing joy
all joy
max joy
constant inputs of joy
single greatest joy
sacrifice or joy
the face of joy
at the...
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Categories:
day, earth, faith, funny,
Sun's Not FunIt is hot and not so funny
My sweat is sticky and so runny
Pounds are melting right off me
Uncomfortable as I can be
I know how Frosty...
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Categories:
earth, sun, weather,
Dancing In the Rain In the UkDancing in the rain in the UK
The water is pouring and pounding down
And I'm dancing no doubt looking insane,
But I can feel the...
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Categories:
april, earth, england, funny,
Time On Earthwhat will their son’s time be like here on earth?
this kid is a real joker!
cuckoo clock in the fridge....
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earth, funny,
Animal Poems 2Animal Poems II
These are poems about animals, limericks and other forms of doggerel.
Ballade of the Bicameral Camel
by Michael R. Burch
There once was a camel who...
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Categories:
animal, earth, funny, giggle,
Cracked IcebergChubby cream grubby against white ice
Hungry somewhat clumsy polar bear heist
Hopefully loping over...
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animal, cute, earth, funny,
After Reading Whitman, Gathering Airs and Tasting the GarnishesI am the wind
the textured curl of clouds
those specks of glitter
silver and gold are my
illustrative gleams
the foiling wings
that flutter and flap
feathers ripe with color
complementing all...
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Categories:
christian, earth, environment, inspirational,
Peas On EarthThere's something funny about God
That some find decidedly odd
We look to the sky
And still wonder why
We only find peas in a pod...
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Categories:
earth, humor,
Spring Showers Or Spring FlowersAs I feel the fresh dew of moist air, I think of the flower that will grow, and I will place in my hair. It...
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Categories:
earth, appreciation, beautiful, celebration, creation,
The WishThe Wish
I dream of sleeping in a bed of rose petals like an Indian potentate
who waits for his favourite concubine to come to join...
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Categories:
child, earth day, funny
Sycamore GroveA burning desire within my soul,
a rippling affect was taking hold
And with each mile, down the winding road,
a sycamore, birch, or elm would grow.
And then...
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Categories:
earth, emotions, environment, house,
Various Heresies 8Various Heresies 8
These are heretical poems with heresies about the bible, god, jesus christ and christianity.
Red State Religion Rejection Slip
by Michael R. Burch
I’d like to...
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Categories:
christian, christmas, death, earth,
Climate Change Is No JokeOur problems all began with the industrial revolution
And its legacy has left us with toxic pollution.
Climate change is real and been declared a code red
And...
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Categories:
earth, environment, fire, pollution,