Earplug Poems


Premium MemberLarge Heads

Large heads
The Modern Slavery Crisis Must Be Addressed.
Calling on all poets for an urgent meet-up 
The Pied Piper has surfaced again in this world. 
On this occasion, he is dressed in a Jojo Armani suit.
He never drinks bottled water from the guest tables
He questions the labels, he questions the cell phones
He reacts to the earplug in their ears
It brought on a wave of sadness, 
What is this madness? He said under his breath!
He looked across at the audience,
And whisper how convenient!
Stand up, stand up, stand up for your rights
Did this new generation go down without a fight?
No pointed hats, but why so many large heads?
Here ye hear ye, hear ye, have the men and women
This generation sold their souls for honey.
Misery is a life sentence in which love company,
That is why he called the meetup today, per se,
Cats and dogs will never be friends, he said in an unknown language
Timekeepers cannot stop time, time will run out,
Large heads will Strunk because it filled with air,
Great leaders of the world, I welcome you all.
But I am not Bob the builder, I can't shape your future
I am the Pied Piper:
Categories: earplug, abuse, allah, allusion, anti
Form: Narrative

Premium MemberCold Embrace

The day I met Doctor Doom
I offered him a hug
He accepted but the moment
was more akin to a tug

His armor was cold and dense
with the cape being like a rug
The moment was just awkward
and he acted all like smug

I didn't want to seem unwarm
or treat him like a thug
It's just encassed in all that Iron
may him seem like a giant bug

So I ended the embrace as if
I was putting down a jug
And then went about my business
as if I was wearing an earplug
Categories: earplug, appreciation,
Form: Rhyme


Premium MemberEarplug

Earplug

If the eyes can find sleep
when the left hand in battle
hacks to bits, a right at peace

Indulges our parched earth
that can never drink her fill
of human blood libations

And the town crier never cries
at his gong's discordant tunes
with the plight of the people

Then, power is only an ear plug
wealth, a virtual reality camera
and the people, jesters at court.
Categories: earplug, power,
Form: Free verse

The One Sock Phase

In the factory where he worked
When he noticed, he had to scoff
Several men were walking around
With one sock on and one sock off

He had seen them with earplug strings
Hanging out of their mouth, a phase
As he walked into the restroom
He thought, "Never in all my days!"

On the "Throne" he saw no paper
He thought he should watch who he mocks
When the guy in the next stall said, 
"You'll have to use one of your socks!"
Categories: earplug, character, confusion, humor,
Form: Quatrain

Ear Plug

I swallowed an earplug down my left ear and I said to my wife I can't hear and she said we will have to go and see doctor Ofreea Who gave me a prescription for 4 cans of beer which will have to be drunk here in case you feel *****.
So I drank down the beer and I never felt ***** 
And doctor Ofraya said the plug in my ear should disappear
But it hadn't so doctor Ofreea gave me another prescription for 12 cans of beer
Which we both drank until it was clear we could be here until mid year
Let's have another look down your ear said doctor Ofreea
And he declared I was right it has now disappeared and i replied 
But doctor Ofreea
your looking down the wrong ear.
______________________
Categories: earplug, analogy, crazy, emotions, fear,
Form: Rhyme


What They Know

Cat purrs at earplug
Blue plastic dancing with paws
I lack their wisdom
Categories: earplug, animal, cat, devotion, life,
Form: Haiku

Ear Plug

I swallowed an earplug down my left ear and I said to my wife I can't hear and she said we will have to go and see doctor Ofreea Who gave me a prescription for 4 cans of beer which will have to be drunk here in case you feel *****.
So I drank down the beer and I never felt ***** 
And doctor Ofraya said the plug in my ear should disappear
But it hadn't so doctor Ofreea gave me another prescription for 12 cans of beer
Which we both drank until it was clear we could be here until mid year
Let's have another look down your ear said doctor Ofreea
And he declared I was right it has now disappeared and i replied 
But doctor Ofreea
your looking down the wrong ear.
Categories: earplug, body, care, confusion, funny,
Form: Rhyme
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