Earplug Poems - Poems about Earplug

...The day I met Doctor Doom I offered him a hug He accepted but the moment was more akin to a tug His armor was cold and dense with the cape being like a rug The moment was just awkward and he......Read the rest...

...Earplug If the eyes can find sleep when the left hand in battle hacks to bits, a right at peace Indulges our parched earth that can never drink her fill of human blood libations And the ......Read the rest...

...In the factory where he worked When he noticed, he had to scoff Several men were walking around With one sock on and one sock off He had seen them with earplug strings Hanging out of their mou......Read the rest...

...I swallowed an earplug down my left ear and I said to my wife I can't hear and she said we will have to go and see doctor Ofreea Who gave me a prescription for 4 cans of beer which will have to be dr......Read the rest...

...Cat purrs at earplug Blue plastic dancing with paws I lack their wisdom......Read the rest...

...I swallowed an earplug down my left ear and I said to my wife I can't hear and she said we will have to go and see doctor Ofreea Who gave me a prescription for 4 cans of beer which will have to be dr......Read the rest...

...Easy Elimination of Stupid People By Elton Camp (Note: All these are paraphrases of actual product warnings) For meeting this goal, the best way to go about Just remove warning labels, let it so......Read the rest...