The One Sock Phase

In the factory where he worked
When he noticed, he had to scoff
Several men were walking around
With one sock on and one sock off

He had seen them with earplug strings
Hanging out of their mouth, a phase
As he walked into the restroom
He thought, "Never in all my days!"

On the "Throne" he saw no paper
He thought he should watch who he mocks
When the guy in the next stall said, 
"You'll have to use one of your socks!"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Krutsinger Avatar
April 24, 2018 at 8:25 PM
Laughing my sock off now, so I can wipe!
Adams Avatar
April 24, 2018 at 11:11 PM
Ha! Good one! You my friend have a wonderful sense of humor so that pleases me even more that you like it! Have a good one!!!...............pat
Bauer Avatar
April 24, 2018 at 6:36 PM
ha! you fooled me with this one, pat! an unexpected and delightful ending...
Adams Avatar
April 24, 2018 at 11:09 PM
Thank you so much Ilene!
Gauthier Avatar
April 24, 2018 at 2:42 PM
LOL Very funny, Pat.
Adams Avatar
April 24, 2018 at 3:48 PM
Thank you Line!...........80)
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