Dumm Poems - Poems about Dumm

...Sir, in all my ninety-years – has the Lord forgotten me? – I ain’t put foot in church no more times than fingers on one hand, a fact you pius folk think wicket, and my dead wife never let me fo......Read the rest...

...Kaffee Ist schwarz Warum Du magst Getränk Kaffee Morgen Unter dem Weihnachtsbaum? Und die Nacht Warum Du trinkst Kaffee Mit Milch Und du verwendest Nussbutter Auf frischen Brot? Du ma......Read the rest...

...BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH BY THE BOSONS All the particles tune to play, but in their quantum noted way. They modulate a vibration, in harmony with creation. They will hit each note along the staff, ......Read the rest...

...'Twas later in the afternoon When the work of the day was done: Many sat waiting for the moon, Idly twiddling their thumbs. 'Beware the Boar of Dumm, my son! The eyes that dull, th......Read the rest...

...Knowing Knob Enlightenment For fifty years I rode and rammed, With Mr Knobby never planned, Like the other dum, dumb, dum, dumm, damned, Until I got enlightenment, The nose cap on the missil......Read the rest...