Hey Y'all
Homer Simpson here
From the Simpson's
For and on behalf of
Duff Beer
Just to let you know
That if you drink enough
Duff Beer
It can make you're problem's go away
If it changes your personality and
turns you into an obnoxious drunk
And gets you into a fight and you
eventually get your light's punched out
And then all your problems do seem
to go away
Until you eventually wake up and come
to
And you go
Dohhhhhh
Why the hell have I got 2 black eyes
and a broken nose
Which is also so much worse than
you're normal bog standard hangover
And you now need another
Duff Beer
Fans are dwindling, maybe limericks are old stuff
Or maybe coz I'm constantly writing in the buff
Quite adonis-like is me
Got very pretty knees
Once won a beauty contest for a glamorous duff
Fans are dwindling, maybe limericks are old stuff
Or maybe coz I'm constantly writing in the buff
Quite adonis-like is me
Got very pretty knees
Once won a beauty contest for a glamorous duff
Up and at 'em, the old saying goes
But today's not one of those days
Still got sleepy in my tired old eyes
Everything is just a big haze
It's harder and harder to jump outta bed
Welcoming each brand new morning
Lotsa things change as we start to age
They happen without any warning
Once was able to walk for a mile
Without having to sit by a tree
Now just making it across the street
Without stopping is a challenge for me
My life has proven damn good so far
No serious health issues or stuff
Been a lucky individual all my long life
Never once have I fallen on my duff
© Jack Ellison 2015
shame on mickey mouse
he brought you through tubes and left
messed my head,so young
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