Duff Poems - Poems about Duff

...Matthew O' Harris Ease A "FAKE" Irishman Saint Patrick's Day, or Feast of Saint Patrick Lá Fhéile Pádraig invoke even non Irish to proclaim Éirinn go Brách translated as "Ireland Forever." ......Read the rest...

...Strong suspicion a 2024 presidential win... for the trumpeting don spells loss for democracy after inauguration day witnesses his swearing-in nepotism will run rampant lawlessness the name of......Read the rest...

...Song Lyrics II *** We Come Together, Holding Hands (I) by Michael R. Burch We come together, holding hands, the children of so many lands; it’s what the day demands. We come together, ......Read the rest...

...It already seems so long ago transactions went 'clink, clink, clink' Now that we all buy online our 'turnstiles' go 'click, click, click' The first way requires ......Read the rest...

...This is the story of poor old Jimmy Carew, He worked for the brewery and drank special brew. Jimmy drove the horse and trap with a twinkle in his eye Loaded with beer – its destination: ‘The Golde......Read the rest...

...My father is a diamond in the rough in that sometimes he would pull a handful of golf balls from a trash bag in the garage and hit them into the forest from the field behind our house on a Friday......Read the rest...

...Matthew O' Harris Ease A "FAKE" Irishman Since adopting the guise of Norwegian bachelor farmer, I may as well fabricate genetic stock lock, and barrel linkedin to Celtic legend. Sentimentali......Read the rest...

...The wedding cake beaver with a cha cha cha Down New Orleans way, danced the Mardi Gras. We said “don’t tell us he’s coming this way, Ma.” She nodded and said “Better tell your pa.” When the wed......Read the rest...

...Handcuffs for Chief Craig who snuffs! No longer seems one who bluffs, Empty his third boxed up Snuff; I could not help “An Enough!” The act capturing as duff, Performer to nostrils rough… Pi......Read the rest...

...It’s the Great British Bake Off And I’ve got to week six But I think it’s all over since They’ve dissed my bread mix. They said it was rubbish When I baked my plum duff And Mary said my cake ......Read the rest...

...My coping method fraught with utmost futility thus... My professional treatment plan predicated upon duress in extremis hence Electroconvulsive therapy, a last ditch effort I avail and surrend......Read the rest...

...Hey Y'all Homer Simpson here From the Simpson's For and on behalf of Duff Beer Just to let you know That if you drink enough Duff Beer It can make you're problem's g......Read the rest...

...A Trite Nihilistic Occasion This doodling Yankee (boot noah dandy) doth newt lack chutzpah, tries to finagle Fitbit fitting figurative footwear, that ideally Fitzhugh like custom ma......Read the rest...

... When you’re writing ‘bout Hilary Duff, then you know that your life’s pretty rough. Seems the world’s on the brink, but you sit here and think ‘bout avoiding the filters with 'mough'. ......Read the rest...

... It seems that we’d not seen enough Of young actress Hilary Duff. What is the causative? She’s body-positive; I won’t be the one to rebuff! ......Read the rest...