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Duff Poems - Poems about Duff


Duff Beer Homer Dohhhhhh
Hey Y'all Homer Simpson here From the Simpson's For and on behalf of Duff Beer Just to let you know That if you drink enough Duff Beer It can make you're problem's go away If it changes your personality and turns you into an obnoxious drunk And gets you into a fight and you eventually get your...

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Categories: duff, absence,
Form: Free verse
Nothing Boot Toe Till Rot and Duff Feet
Nothing boot toe till rot and duff feet... concerning yours truly poor righteous leftist sole. Great way to begin the new year mine little feet about size nine wear sneakers acquired At Ian's Boots not for profit business origin of said enterprise brings more'n one tear. Attempting nightly ritual nsync with sole and instep of beat January second 11:33 two thousand twenty two footwear equipped with custom made...

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Categories: duff, 7th grade, 8th grade,
Form: Rhyme



Nothing Boot Toe Till Rot and Duff Feet
Nothing boot toe till rot and duff feet... Attempting nightly ritual nsync with sole and instep of beat January second 21:08 two thousand twenty footwear equipped with custom made cleat proudly standing tall (think) as an elite able, eager, and ready to sprint skyhigh fleet ting into netherlands (towering well over other wiry antennae thin contestants, hence exception to maximum height waved outrageous illegitimate forfeit chore blithely Atlas shrugged off), whereby said marathoner Olympian amidst...

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Categories: duff, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Premium Member A Glamorous Duff
Fans are dwindling, maybe limericks are old stuff Or maybe coz I'm constantly writing in the buff Quite adonis-like is me Got very pretty knees Once won a beauty contest for a glamorous duff...

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Categories: duff, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Glamorous Duff
Fans are dwindling, maybe limericks are old stuff Or maybe coz I'm constantly writing in the buff Quite adonis-like is me Got very pretty knees Once won a beauty contest for a glamorous duff...

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Categories: duff, friendship,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Never Fallen On My Duff
Up and at 'em, the old saying goes But today's not one of those days Still got sleepy in my tired old eyes Everything is just a big haze It's harder and harder to jump outta bed Welcoming each brand new morning Lotsa things change as we start to age They happen without any warning Once was able to walk for a mile Without...

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Categories: duff, age, health,
Form: Quatrain
Hillary Duff
shame on mickey mouse he brought you through tubes and left messed my head,so young...

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Categories: duff, art,
Form: Haiku

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