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Duff Beer Homer Dohhhhhh

Hey Y'all Homer Simpson here From the Simpson's For and on behalf of Duff Beer Just to let you know That if you drink enough Duff Beer It can make you're problem's go away If it changes your personality and turns you into an obnoxious drunk And gets you into a fight and you eventually get your light's punched out And then all your problems do seem to go away Until you eventually wake up and come to And you go Dohhhhhh Why the hell have I got 2 black eyes and a broken nose Which is also so much worse than you're normal bog standard hangover And you now need another Duff Beer

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