Dry Cleaner Poems


Italian Bouquet

a french word
that doesn't
translate
in italian
neither
nor

spanish for words
so mazzo di 
fiori or ramo 
de flores
oddly 
even

mean a bouquet
of flowers but
since its our
wedding
day
it

can only mean
love as we
hand in
hand
step 
out

of the chapel pelted
by eco friendly 
bird seed
instead
of rice
but

without a car they
have tied empty
clanking cans
to our feet
and spray
painted

just married on my 
tux and her now
soiled white 
pure gown
wishing
us

luck
so very
sorry but
thank you so
very much to the 
dry cleaner toe tagging

yellow
and the
number of
both our birth
dates only to be 
picked up when and

with
our 
first
born
Categories: dry cleaner, muse,
Form: I do not know?

Bodyguard Has Corrugated Face

Needs dry cleaner
With electric iron
To make it pretty
Categories: dry cleaner, military, satire,
Form: Triolet


Ten Thousand Torturously Terrible Tom's Tidbits (One)

1)I've visited Pool Halls at least 100 times, and I ain't yet found a pool there.  I got 
so disgusted, I stopped carrying my bathingsuit around.

2)My girlfriend sent me an Afghan, but I don't speak his language.  Her note said 
he was supposed to keep me warm, but I couldn't use him for that- he smelled 
kind'a funky.

3)Affidavit- When David pissed me off and I was out to get him.

4)Commercial Bank- A bank primarily concerned with safely storing TV 
commercials.

5)Congo- What happens when a prison inmate escapes.

6)Commodore- An entranceway covered with a grammatical symbol.

7)Kinetic- A blood sucking insect attached to the skin of a relative.

8)Kinship- My uncle's yacht that I'm not allowed on.

9)New Delhi- A start-up delicatessen.

10)Wimp Van Wrinkle- A dry-cleaner who is abused by his wife.

11)Tally Ho- A pimp takes inventory.
Categories: dry cleaner, funny, on writing and
Form: Burlesque
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