Ballad Drink Poems

The green leafed tree in the harbor.
There the freights are advanced.
Sailors with quality tools, while 
diners feast and play chess. The edge
Of the merchants dine...

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Ripping nostalgia right out of my veins
Crippled curtains living in psycho domains
We demolished this city not just this city the World
I can't live slow enough...

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The streets by the beach keep moving you toward the sunny side of the sea. 
Where people in hordes strut on the boards sniffing at...

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Weeks ago we were yelling at each other
Swearing and calling each other different names
It was kind a scene they said
And very childish, so it seemed

Hours...

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They mixed black paint in the
Cobb and concrete mixture.
The other batch contained a 
mixture of white paint and
Shallac.
When the mixed the mixture
I wasn't thrilled, not...

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A sad sack of a man;
he sits on his balcony rail 
five stories high, facing out 
drunk out of his freakin' mind 
and still drinking!...

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I was with a Brit friend the other day
Drinking beer and telling stories you might say
I was draining stubbies down as an Aussie will
Making this...

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There’s young girls and women
All frantically slimming
Perhaps they’re all seeking a mate

But blokes around here
Full of burgers and beer
Are ugly or well overweight

They wear their...

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Another One Down
And another one bites the dust. 

Marriage. 
My friend, my neighbor, the lady next door, 
Rampant miscalculations of being too nice, 
two people...

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5 cups of sourdough
2 cups of cream cheese
1 cup of spinach
7 Tablespoons of roasted garlic cloves
3 Tablespoons of powdered ranch dressing
4 TABLESPOONS OF CAYENNE
1/2 CUP...

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That white painted spread
Have you listed your head
That pink string
Can be seen through
The lacey airy slots
Making it hot
You like showing
Your thing
That's what I got
You like...

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The billy boils on an open flame
Or an electric kettle boils in a modern game
A sprinkle of tea and around the world twirl
Smokos on is...

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It was always too good to be true 
Fairytale love only exists on TV
I was a wrong to think I've found my princess 
What a...

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flawless my eyes never moved from what she
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A pattern from our history - albeit anecdotal
Pick any evil SOB - he's probably teetotal
Hitler didn't touch the booze,  and neither Torquemada
Bin Laden with...

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