Dorks Poems - Poems about Dorks

...Milton’s Dork had a brother in Troon Who had hoped he’d be cuddling soon With a cute dominatrix Who hailed from The Matrix Until she said, “There is no spoon!” ———— (Inspired by ‘The Town D......

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...“CPR is only done to dead people,” or, at least, I was taught that in an oddly-lit conference room at a local EMS center. The instructor would’ve had to have used me as a real exampl......

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...Our tribute to the eighteen year old boys who were sent to Viet Nam Was to be chill, chillin, and chillax’in as a tribute to those soon gone. We were groov’n, and groovy, beatnik style, but we call......

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...Keeps it's calm, sitting silent While the busy morning motions, But still it remains defiant In the progression of the moments. The ticking becomes audible , While the sun tops the skyline ......

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...Growing up playing sports I was raised to compete Confront face to face not hide and seek it’s unsportsmanlike to slyly sneak If you haven’t played sport that word may lack meaning it ......

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...THE INTRODUCTION TO KELP SEAWORTHY BEGANS WITH THE RE INTRODUCTION OF THE SOUNDS OF FRUSTRATION EACH WORD SPEAKS TO THE NEED OF BRINGING CREDIBLITY BACK TO A WORLD WERE FLINKLE DINKLE DORKS F......

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...Remember when you were little, Remember your family too, Whenever there was an argument, It was mostly a brother and sister fued, Your parents calling each name in the family, Until that got y......

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...What's up with all y'all? I'm awkward and tall Catch me before I fall I'm dancing in the Hall of Fame Shame just came...just came... Tame me up in God's name Liar and cheaters aren'......

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...My ode to shorts--- We look like fat dorks, When it's not so cold, Even if we're so old, Can't hide varicose veins, Old age doesn't go away, We know we look dorby, We're all well past forty, ......

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...*Bump and Grind* Jerkin' Twerkin' *Swing* Now Go Down Low *Moonwalk* Jackson's Actions *Hip Hop Slam* Word slap Fast rap *Pop Stars* Scandal Vandal *One of the......

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...One particularly memorable critic referred to me as a neckbeard in a conversation with a friend this morning. Both of the twats were skinny, pencil-head net-dweebs, the types who frequent cesspools s......

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...A magic mirror told the queen that Snow White was the fairest in the land! This put Her Majesty in a terrible snit and to the woods she had her banned! She hired a hit man to have Snow White slain ......

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...We’re a rowdy bunch of misfits No place to call home But we salute our captain Who adopted us all Here in Never, never Land We strive not to age The whole world is our playground All things ar......

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...Enjoying days so cold Always finding entertainment When we work together We watch our happiness fly. We cherish these days forever Not forgetting the wonderful time We never want to let go of......

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...All of this pain I suffered with no gain leaves me crying at night for what I didn’t do right. The people I’ll see there eye’s become daggers to me, as they find me out and what im about. A ......

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