The report was even louder, this time
I watched, Dr.who, slow it down
the bullet just spun through the air, de-
verb-ed tied to a string, dancing through
me in and out, you laughed at my faces
inability to comprehend my understanding
maybe one, two holes at the most but over twenty?
Heavily fruitful Jayne steeped in his personal assistant
did realize such fancies as delightful as you make
them sound need to be conserved for a much
wider guidance of divisiveness.
Happy wild Jayne plugs all the holes with her finger's.
What was I to gain by watching you give
me desert on a string, while I watched from the other room
not quite as hungry.
James McLain Sunday, May 3, 2009
I think Churchill would have enjoyed Doctor Who,
Especially when the war was going slow,
And a whisky was no go,
He may have even given it a good review.
Would he have shown it to the President and Uncle Joe,
I don't know,
The fact that he was portrayed in a scene with the 9th Doctor Who
May have been too good not to show,
But alas that is something we will never know,
As flying police boxes are losing their glow,
With audiences slow,
To appreciate the why of who,
In the life of me and you.
Went to the past
no one was in
Back in the 1970s, the BBC destroyed many episodes of the classic Doctor Who.
That is exactly what they should be doing to the new.
They should take the new Doctor Who episodes and destroy them.
I truly despise those episodes, I sure as hell haven't enjoyed them.
I stopped watching the new Doctor Who and I'll never watch it again.
I hate that show with a burning passion, it really gets under my skin.
They like to use it to spread political correctness.
And because of that, the show is a mess.
I wish that people would destroy every DVD and Blu-Ray of the new Doctor Who that they've bought.
Doctor Who has been ruined for me and as far as I'm concerned, the people who are making it can rot.
For many years, the classic Doctor Who has been my favorite TV show.
But I really hate the new Doctor Who and Hell is where it can go.
The new Doctor Who TV show is something I avoid.
I loathe the new Doctor Who, it should be destroyed.
Even though I'm a fan of the classic Doctor Who,
I must say that I'm not a fan of the new.
I wanted and tried to like the new Doctor Who show.
But if people ask me if I love it, the answer will be no.
I grew up watching the Doctor Who classics.
Unlike the new, I thought those episodes were fantastic.
If other people like the new Doctor Who, that is fine and dandy.
But if it comes on my screen, I'll lose my TV because I keep my shotgun handy.
Please don't ask me to like the new Doctor Who or I'll puke.
When it comes to the new Doctor Who, it's something I rebuke.
I'm a big fan of Doctor Who.
I'm talking about the classic series, not the new.
The Doctor defeated the Daleks, the Zygons and the Cybermen.
He also defeated the Master, the Rani, the Quarks and Zoden.
The first episode was aired over fifty years ago in November of 1963.
Tom Baker was my favorite Doctor, my 2nd favorite was Jon Pertwee.
(This is a fictional poem)
I'm suing the doctor who delivered me in 1971.
He'll have to file for bankruptsy when I'm done.
I'm suing him because he spanked me.
When I take all of his money, he won't thank me.
I don't remember but that spanking probably hurt.
He had his hand on my butt so he must be a pervert.
the doctor is very unhappy because he's being sued.
My mom says I'm a moron who has no gratitude.
Everybody I talk to calls me a dummy.
I may be stupid but at least I'll have money.
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