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I'm suing the doctor who delivered me

(This is a fictional poem) I'm suing the doctor who delivered me in 1971. He'll have to file for bankruptsy when I'm done. I'm suing him because he spanked me. When I take all of his money, he won't thank me. I don't remember but that spanking probably hurt. He had his hand on my butt so he must be a pervert. the doctor is very unhappy because he's being sued. My mom says I'm a moron who has no gratitude. Everybody I talk to calls me a dummy. I may be stupid but at least I'll have money.

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