Humorous Dinosaur Poems

how long have we laid here
side by side
for an epoch's breath 
of starlight in a roving universe
enchanted moments 
see a night of a million years
until...

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You are a friend of mine,                   ...

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Chickens are like nephews of dinosaurs
So orders for Hot Dinosaur Sandwiches should soar
Kentucky Fried Dinosaur
Or KFD could take top honors
The Challenge to KFC can't be...

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Now Guy the dinosaur was a leaf eating herbivore
    who was afraid to ask girls to dance.
So he stood alone by the...

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“Alf it’s dinner time!” cried mum as she finished off the cooking.
“Where is that naughty boy?” she moaned, “I’d better go a-looking”
She looked across the...

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If I had a dinosaur I would be insanely happy.
If I had a dinosaur I would be the best me of all.
If I had a...

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~My Pet Dinosaur~ 
(Rhyme) 


I have a dinasour for a pet 
He likes to eat all he can get 
Prefers plants more than meats 
He...

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If I want to spell a word I get my dictionary
Others use their I-phone

If I want to know the time I look at my watch
Others...

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