Funny Dinosaur Poems

You are a friend of mine,                   ...

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There once was a dinosaur who lived on the moon.
He met a cute alien and started to swoon.
The dinosaur blew her a kiss
And asked "what's...

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They said that it could not be done
They warned it would go wrong
Debates were held across the globe
Discussions tough and long

Science won with madcap plans
To...

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Now Guy the dinosaur was a leaf eating herbivore
    who was afraid to ask girls to dance.
So he stood alone by the...

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DINOSAUR

              Get combined term ‘dinosaur’!
       ...

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Miss Velociraptor knew she was scary,
she’d be rich if for each scream she had a penny.
She tried her best not to growl,
not to chase, beat...

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“Alf it’s dinner time!” cried mum as she finished off the cooking.
“Where is that naughty boy?” she moaned, “I’d better go a-looking”
She looked across the...

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If I had a dinosaur I would be insanely happy.
If I had a dinosaur I would be the best me of all.
If I had a...

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I didn't really mean,
To do what I have done,
I trod on a dinosaur's tail 
And now I'm on the run.

He's about forty feet long
And he's...

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Once upon a time a little bunny was grazing
Totally innocent that something amazing
Was about to happen in an interesting way
As she was eating in the...

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REMINISCENCES   OF   A   DINOSAUR


Nothing really changes;   each one thinks himself
Slightly better than others of similar type :
“Oh,...

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