Dingleberry pie please
The waitress brought the man pumpkin
Delicious! He called out loudly.
That’s not even a berry pie, the chef groused
No problem, he’s my grandpa the waitress replied.
He always asks for dingleberry or muffinberry or chocolate berry.
I bring him whatever is handy, and he loves it.
He has dementia and is not clear on words anymore
But he loves your pies
Categories:
dingleberry, life,
Form: Free verse
Ballyhoo skullduggery
bling-bling you dingleberry,
you old flibbertigibbet,
you snollygoster!
Categories:
dingleberry, nonsense,
Form: Dodoitsu
Moments create togetherness
Codswallop
Discombobulated brouhaha
Only in movies or
By a flibbtigibbet
Maybe
By a dingleberry during a kerfuffle
Categories:
dingleberry, confusion,
Form: Free verse
They sent her out for dingleberry dew.
A crazy mission for no one gave her a clue.
Were they orange, yellow, striped, green, red, or blue?
She was a newcomer to this planet too.
She had only been here a month, maybe two.
They said we will send Robot C4 out with you.
He will stick to you like Yabber Eye glue.
They went down Highway four thousand and forty two.
Looking all over for dingleberry dew.
Is this it? She’d ask him for she really had no clue.
Don’t know, he said. But I like being with you.
They brought back berries of every kind of hue.
Some were oozing a bit of blue dew too.
Berry mongers laughed, and threw them a shoe.
She left the planet without ever finding dingleberry dew
But she had a new friend who had fallen in love with her too.
Robot C4, her bestie, who lived with her until she was eighty-two.
Then he went back to his planet, for he was only twenty-two.
A December –May romance that worked for both with a giant yahoo!
Categories:
dingleberry, 10th grade, 4th grade,
Form: Monorhyme
I cry when you are hurting.
I laugh when you have fun.
You're not a "nut" as some would say,
You're just a "special" one.
You'd rather sleep with animals
than brush or comb your hair.
If I say "your clothes are mismatched."
you say "I just don't care."
You don't try to be proper.
You pass gas at free will.
I say "one day you'll act grown up."
You say "I never will!"
You refuse to wear a bra still.
You moon your enemies.
You hold the cat and with a smile,
say "I don't mind fleas!"
You truly are a DingleBerry!!
I love you!
Categories:
dingleberry, caregiving, childhood, daughter, family,
Form: Rhyme