Dingleberry

I cry when you are hurting. I laugh when you have fun. You're not a "nut" as some would say, You're just a "special" one. You'd rather sleep with animals than brush or comb your hair. If I say "your clothes are mismatched." you say "I just don't care." You don't try to be proper. You pass gas at free will. I say "one day you'll act grown up." You say "I never will!" You refuse to wear a bra still. You moon your enemies. You hold the cat and with a smile, say "I don't mind fleas!" You truly are a DingleBerry!! I love you!