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Premium Member An Addiction

As coffee cups go mine's very pretty
With butterflies and flowers thereon
Not very masculine I must admit
But welcome at the crack of dawn

Stumbling my way down to the kitchen
At six o'clock on the dot
Dragging my body bumping into things
Arms flailing reaching for the pot

The first sip goes down kinda roughly
I shake and shudder giving thanks
My body tingles right down to my tootsies
That stuff can sure turn my crank

Been thinking of taking it intravenously
That's when there's no turning back
When you fall headlong over the precipice
And have serious withdrawal attacks 

But to top it all off this substance is legal
How cool is that my good friends
When stuff can give you this much of a buzz
It's bound to be illegal in the end

So far so good and until further notice
You can drink it openly if you wish
But as soon as it goes the way of marijuana
That's a whole different kettle of fish

Premium Member The Road To Hell

A young demon stood at the crossroads
                Not knowing which way to go 
               “I need to go to Hell” he thought
               But the way I just don't know

                As he looked around a map he found
                Lying there on the floor
                He leaped for joy this demon boy 
                “Now I’ll get home once more”

                The map it showed the way to Heaven
                Clearly it was marked
                “That’s just the devils luck”
                The demon boy remarked
	
                Just then an Angel all in white
               Came strolling on his way
               “Kind sir show me the way to hell”
                He heard the demon say
	
                 The Angel paused and thought a while 
                 “I’m not sure that I know
                 But its paved with good intentions.
                 Maybe that’s the way to go

                 “I could show you the way to Heaven.
                 If that is what you wish
                 But if you want to know the road to hell
                 That's  a different kettle of fish”

Premium Member Different Kettle of Fish

DIFFERENT KETTLE OF FISH


Under the hue of azure sky the water blue and clean
The rolling ripples sparkled with the sun’s gleam
The simmering shine glowed on my silky silver skin
In the limitless lake Iike a mermaid I used to swim.

To the distant horizon extended my aquatic home
I could touch the golden sun when it rose and set
In the placid depth I found my blissful fond freedom
The joy of playing with rocking reeds I’d never forget.

On a dark night the sky fell with lightning thunder
Floods came roaring on the lake from somewhere
Swept me far away before I could even ponder
If I’d survive the deluge or the end was near.

The flood waters rushed like a mad river in spate
From my home in the lake it carried me away
After flood receded land returned to normal state
I found a new home confined in a turbid pond to stay.

I can’t swim any more to the horizon for I’m not free
In the muddy tangled bottom I can’t play even if I wish
The sun shines bright but it no longer touches me
Life in a pond for me is a very different kettle of fish.

February, 10, 2018.


Premium Member Intravenously

As coffee cups go mine's very pretty
With butterflies and flowers thereon
Not very masculine I must admit
But sure welcome at the crack of dawn

Stumbling my way down to the kitchen
At six o'clock right on the dot
Dragging my body bumping into things
Arms flailing as I reach for the pot

The first sip goes down kinda roughly
I shake and shudder giving thanks
My body tingles right down to my tootsies
That stuff can sure turn my crank

Been thinking of taking it intravenously
That's when there's no turning back
When you fall headlong over the precipice
And have serious withdrawal attacks 

But to top it all off this substance is legal
How cool is that my good friends
When stuff can give you this much of a buzz
It's bound to be illegal in the end

So far so good and until further notice
You can drink it openly if you wish
But as soon as it goes the way of marijuana
That's a whole different kettle of fish


© Jack Ellison 2013

Authoritarianism V Passivism

Papa sat there, quiet, 
Reading his books
Never raised his voice 
Or give you nasty looks

He just read his books 
On metaphysics and inner self
Books I have not seen 
On any library shelf

One day my friend and I decided 
To steal mangos from the neighbour’s tree
When papa found out he sat me down 
And had a quiet word with me

I felt torn up inside 
Remorse for what I did
I used to curse myself 
And say what have you done Sid?

Now Mamma she’s ummmm
A different kettle of fish
When she heard what I did 
It was like signing a death wish

She had a way with words
Colourful they were
And when she moved
Ninja style a blur

I managed to run away
And climb up an avocado tree 
She was lunatic and rabid
The gardener was sent up to get me

I should have run away
She came down on me like a monsoon
My behind was like a plum tomato
I looked like an alpha male baboon

Don’t get me wrong 
The love was there
But do something significantly wrong
Look out, beware

Ask my imaginary friend Glen
This is not a trick
He too felt
The end of her stick

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