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Intravenously

As coffee cups go mine's very pretty With butterflies and flowers thereon Not very masculine I must admit But sure welcome at the crack of dawn Stumbling my way down to the kitchen At six o'clock right on the dot Dragging my body bumping into things Arms flailing as I reach for the pot The first sip goes down kinda roughly I shake and shudder giving thanks My body tingles right down to my tootsies That stuff can sure turn my crank Been thinking of taking it intravenously That's when there's no turning back When you fall headlong over the precipice And have serious withdrawal attacks But to top it all off this substance is legal How cool is that my good friends When stuff can give you this much of a buzz It's bound to be illegal in the end So far so good and until further notice You can drink it openly if you wish But as soon as it goes the way of marijuana That's a whole different kettle of fish © Jack Ellison 2013

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Date: 2/17/2013 8:20:00 PM
Wow, quite the tremendous write my friend! You have written a fantastic humorous poem here Jack! So you want to get jacked up on Coffee? A good ole coca-cola is what gets me going in the morning...oh make that a diet coke, got to watch my figure ha ha ha! What a spectacular piece, a wondrous poem, Great Work!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/18/2013 5:33:00 AM
Hey Russell! Have you tried Coke Zero... zero calories to help you maintain your girlish figure! LOL Hay a great day!
Date: 2/17/2013 6:25:00 PM
Shall we start the Iv???wonderful
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Date: 2/17/2013 6:27:00 PM
Y-e-s-s-s... p-l-e-a-s-e! LOL
Date: 2/17/2013 4:23:00 PM
Coffee's great but tea's my mate. We travel around the world. At this rate it shouldn't be long before I find Canada in my world tour... It rhymed! I'm B.A.C.K! Guess I'll have to stay home and start writting again. YAAAY!
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Date: 2/17/2013 4:56:00 PM
We're hanging out the flags for ya... when can we expect you??? Jake xox
Date: 2/17/2013 11:04:00 AM
My friend, THAT IS YOU! When you write like that is so delightful I always get a kick out of it! A ten is better to give you than a seven I know, BUT wait for it, a little bit longer, when older you... grow! Ha-ha! Fantastic: Jack at his BEST ! Thank you my friend!
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Date: 2/17/2013 11:36:00 AM
WOWSERS! An old Canadian expression or is it this old duffer's favourite expression... I think the latter! Thinking seriously of having it piped into intravenously by the system still has to be installed! LOL Cheers!
Date: 2/17/2013 7:39:00 AM
I love it jack! Thanks for the morning jolt.
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Date: 2/17/2013 9:25:00 AM
Pretty good idea I have eh... saves all the fuss of brewing it! LOL Happy Sunday!
Date: 2/17/2013 7:30:00 AM
Lol, I envy you of getting a kick out of drinking coffee. It never does that to me. I like frappuccino at Starbucks though. I always wonder why people like coffee so much. I guess it's that good :) Enjoyed, Jack. Have a great Sunday!
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Date: 2/17/2013 9:24:00 AM
So you're not one of us! You are definitely in the minority... you know that eh? LOL Enjoy your Sunday, friend xox

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