Home » Poems » Designer Stubble

Designer Stubble Poems - Poems about Designer Stubble

Fine Dining Restaurant Scotch Mist

...I filled in the application form, Fluffed the facts on question 42, And three weeks later learned I’d been accepted, I’d got through, An approved Probationary Member And just as soon as they wer......

Continue reading...

Categories: designer stubble, celebration, humor, irony,
Form: Rhyme

Dazzling Dave

...Dazzling Dave always took care Of his flowing golden brown hair Of his appearance he always took pride Shiny white teeth, a swaggering stride A ladies man, all the girls swoon Whenever D......

Continue reading...

Categories: designer stubble, humor, jealousy, satire,
Form: Rhyme

Date At Chipotle

...Under harsh bright lights the Aluminum table tops gleam In lieu of good conversation He has allowed designer stubble Bought a new green cap at Abercrombie In lieu of good conversation She w......

Continue reading...

Categories: designer stubble, girlfriend-boyfriend, parody,
Form: Verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry