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Dazzling Dave

Dazzling Dave always took care Of his flowing golden brown hair Of his appearance he always took pride Shiny white teeth, a swaggering stride A ladies man, all the girls swoon Whenever Dave, enters a room For other men, Dave was trouble With his sparkling eyes and designer stubble He was a threat to their domestic lives With the wandering eyes of their wives Their jealousy rose and with unified cry Every one to a man decided that Dave must die One day while Dave was taking a hike They secretly cut the breaks on his bike Then when Dave was riding down the fast lane He pressed on his breaks, of course all in vain He smashed head long into a tree Now he was not such a great sight to see But he wore a crash helmet Dave was not shoddy Head still in perfect condition Alas no longer attached to his body

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013




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Date: 7/4/2013 12:33:00 AM
Gary"tremendously awesome!!! SKAT"
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Date: 7/3/2013 9:05:00 AM
funny. similar 2 my style. king karol
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