Derrieres Poems - Poems about Derrieres

..."please sit on your sitzfleisches,"the 4th grade teacher said Preschoolers do not understood German, so they continued to stand "Sit on your hindquarters!" This was stated a bit louder. The kids s......Read the rest...

...POEM: Bragging about their golden handcuffs contemporary serfs wearing white collared buttoned shirts modishly masquerade as caged chickens by sticking flowery feathers up their derrieres emasc......Read the rest...

...Time was, just a pretty face faced stare, Figures flaunted nor were busts so bare, Rears today rule the roost, Get more than a fair boost, But today but when bums......Read the rest...

...An A.P.* who was filling in To read aloud on Zoom Just grabbed a book his own kids faved And thereby met his doom. The second graders loved it But it didn’t make the cut With his boss, becaus......Read the rest...

...A billion dollar industry With focus groups intent to see Just what it is our pets might eat, What tastes the best for meal and treats What dogs might eat? Why do we care When tasty bits from ......Read the rest...

...Two tiny, laughing dancers twirl about on tippy toes to silly songs they’ve made up, till they land on ruffled derrieres. 1/15/2022 Lind30 7779 Bite size #32 Line Gauthier, sponsor......Read the rest...

...Haiku moves poets' derrieres...Eden's Garden... growth...extraordinaire......Read the rest...

...Devilish dervishes dancing diabolically delightfully, Shaking their derrieres in frivolous frantic ferocity, Heavy jack-o-lanterns join, thinking it will be fun. Moon snaps a selfie to share with ......Read the rest...

...Password Paranoia Hey, how did you do that? Do what? Open that can? I used the can opener. I KNOW, but where did you put in the password? What password? The CAN OPENER password! I stare at ......Read the rest...

...As I go through some old photos, I can't help but notice, that we must have been caught off guard, at times we look tired, like we just want to retire, constipated, or simply frustrated, pok......Read the rest...

...girl watching with pride hips, legs, breasts and derrieres MUCHO FUN INDEED!......Read the rest...

...“holy candle blues” in the rust red sunset - angel brother bends his blown glass ear over the wall of eternity listening in on my sweet restless rathouse jam she entered peeling story-caked walls ......Read the rest...

...We've always been obsessed with hair Ponytails or long and flowing Medusa's hair would turn you to stone If you gazed on it, no joking In the 60s a Broadway hit called “Hair” With its popula......Read the rest...

...The Pollee I guess now I have seen it all A urinal for girls without the stall General design? – a four prong unit You back up girls and kind of spoon it Don’t get the picture, here’s a teaser It lo......Read the rest...

...Jumping over many a Social Security gate, For the mighty and generous New York State, So by now, my knees are shot, And their help, of course, I see not So my dire circumstances grow hot, Cause ......Read the rest...