In my poems would be found colorants,
For the foul-smelling deodorants:
An advance interception of rants;
I’m dealing with human beings, not plants!
With Poetry busy like The Ants,
To deodorants shall be more grants…
In my poems exist, too, colorants
And when they find the space sibilants,
Their piloting pen Phonetician
By linguistics made Sound Magician…
Here and there purposed attacks of fact,
No doubt, for the sake of impact;
Yet, with Candor a Palpable Pact
If not the case, would have cons packed.
Categories:
deodorant, imagination, inspiration, poetry, words,
Form: Rhyme
Make up, it clogs the pores and makes skin flake.
Why not go natural for goodness sake?
deodorant, soap and water serves you fine, and a little body odor most people won't mind.
razors, they nic and cut and cause a bleed, if hair grows there just let it be.
hairspray, it's bad for the lungs, best do it in the yard.
It leaves hair stiff and feeling hard.
fingernail polish, it coats nailbeds so they can't breathe. People now show feet
that make you want to heave.
undies, who invented undies any way? Just another thing to take off at the
end of each day.
Categories:
deodorant, 1st grade,
Form: Light Verse
Wearing Great Smelling Deodorant
From Trump each and every word
We heard from him was totally absurd
After hearing him came to conclusion
Was optical illusion in mental institution.
With what he wore would try to impress
And also occasionally he tried to abscess
Worldly woman he wanted to have been
But in female bathroom didn't let him in.
What did it take to be an Olympic winner
On Wheaties box by name of Bruce Jenner
Who was playing a role about his anonymity
Wanting to be Jane who was a cute calamity.
I did determined that things may not differ
When I was being a good wiffer of her
Made no difference where he or she went
Were distinguished by desirable deodorant.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Categories:
deodorant, allegory, analogy, humorous, ,
Form: Couplet
Think I'll dress in my one suit,
silk shirt and handkerchief,
pop in a breath mint
and shine up my shoes;
make that impression,
look good for the ladies,
with cash in my hand
what have I got to lose?
Yet I wish I felt better
more up to the task,
my suit's sure been neater,
my shirt has a stain;
you don't notice it, though,
when I'm wearing my jacket
and the hole in my pocket?
I'm not one to be vain.
CODA
For there's no one to impress,
I'm the only one I'll see,
so I'll roll on some deodorant
and I'll smell good for me.
Categories:
deodorant, sad,
Form: Quatrain
Deodorant’s a wondrous thing;
It squelches odors that would cling
And keeps us Soft & Dri and Sure,
So Suave we all have more allure.
We still might sweat to some Degree –
A Ban is not a guarantee,
But here’s a Secret I can share –
Non-users, man, we know you’re there!
Categories:
deodorant, senses,
Form: Rhyme
Think I'll dress in my one suit,
silk shirt and handkerchief,
pop in a breath mint
and shine up my shoes;
make that impression,
look good for the ladies,
with cash in my hand
what have I got to lose?
Yet I wish I felt better,
more up to the task,
my suit's sure been neater,
my shirt has a stain;
you don't notice it, though,
when I'm wearing my jacket
and the hole in my pocket?
I'm not one to be vain.
But there's no one to impress
for I'm the only one I'll see,
I'll roll on some deodorant
so I'll smell good for me.
Categories:
deodorant, introspection,
Form: Quatrain
My mind has been completely somewhere else these days.
The following is an example of what I mean.
I just went to spray my deodorant on
and now I'm all covered with shaving cream.
Inspired by Carolyn's little episode, which like mine sadly, is a true story.
A "Brush" with Horror
http://www.poetrysoup.com/poems_poets/poem_detail.aspx?ID=184310
Categories:
deodorant,
Form: Rhyme
Think I'll dress in my one suit,
silk shirt and handkerchief,
pop in a breath mint
and shine up my shoes;
make that impression,
look good for the ladies,
with cash in my hand
what have I got to lose?
Yet I wish I felt better
more up to the task,
my suit's sure been neater,
my shirt has a stain;
you don't notice it, though,
when I'm wearing my jacket
and the hole in my pocket?
I'm not one to be vain.
CODA
There's no one to impress
for I'm the only one I'll see,
I'll roll on some deodorant
so I'll smell good for me.
Categories:
deodorant, sad
Form: Quatrain
Think I'll dress in my one suit,
silk shirt and handkerchief,
pop in a breath mint
and shine up my shoes;
make that impression,
look good for the ladies,
with cash in my hand
what have I got to lose?
Yet I wish I felt better
more up to the task,
my suit's sure been neater,
my shirt has a stain;
you don't notice it, though,
when I'm wearing my jacket
and the hole in my pocket?
I'm not one to be vain.
CODA
For there's no one to impress,
I'm the only one I'll see,
so I'll roll on some deodorant
and I'll smell good for me.
Categories:
deodorant, introspection
Form: I do not know?
Think I'll dress in my one suit,
silk shirt and handkerchief,
pop in a breath mint
and shine up my shoes;
make that impression,
look good for the ladies,
with cash in my hand
what have I got to lose?
Yet I wish I felt better
more up to the task,
my suit's sure been neater,
my shirt has a stain;
you don't notice it, though,
when I'm wearing my jacket
and the hole in my pocket?
I'm not one to be vain.
For there's no one to impress,
I'm the only one I'll see,
so I'll roll on some deodorant
and I'll smell good for me.
Categories:
deodorant, sad,
Form: Verse