despising dentists
dentists I despise
even with a straight jacket
they could not get me
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Categories:
dentists, feelings,
Form: Senryu
Dreaming Physicians
A surgeon dreams of slicing livers.
A dentist dreams of teeth and gums.
Proctologists envision fingers
and thumbs.
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Categories:
dentists, funny, humor, humorous, rude,
Form: Rhyme
Outside the Dentists Office
The pains that pain
Are the most anticipated.
You know the gain
But you just feel defeated.
Imagine the pain that waits
As it crawls steadily towards you
You think, ‘’run to the gate’’
But the fear of fear stops you.
The blood in your veins stands
And then it thickens and turns to ice
You feel the pain arrive and arise
Even before it really
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Categories:
dentists, fear,
Form: Free verse
What All Dentists Do
What All Dentists Do
Writing poetry is like a lot of therapy
Looking for equivalence and parity
Matching things together so you can see
Best way things should eventually be
Do you know what all dentists do?
Make sure your teeth are not askew
Always strong and straight as can be
Not looking like face had a lobotomy
Last time I had looked in
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Categories:
dentists, humorous,
Form: Couplet
In the Dentists Chair
I come in for my check up.
"Sit down and open wide."
Now the time for truth.
There is no place to hide.
He peers into my mouth,
small mirror in his hand.
Poking here and there,
the bit i cannot stand.
"Open wider please."
I mumble a reply.
picking and a prodding,
i hear
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Categories:
dentists, funny
Form: Rhyme
Waiting In the Dentists Chair
W aiting in the dentist's chair
A piece of grit got stuck somewhere
I t seemed right in my Dentist's way
T oothpick quick, he heard me say.
I ' m just about to use the drill
N o time now to pick, must fill
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Categories:
dentists, funny, life, natural disasters,
Form: Acrostic
Dentists!!
(This is a fictional poem)
When I went to the dentist, I was not thrilled.
It scared me to death when he used his drill.
He went in my mouth and started drilling.
He forgot to use novocain so you can imagine the pain I was feeling.
I asked him to stop but he said no.
I pushed him with my
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Categories:
dentists, angst, funny, health, me,
Form: I do not know?