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Dentists Poems - Poems about Dentists


Dreaming Physicians
A surgeon dreams of slicing livers. A dentist dreams of teeth and gums. Proctologists envision fingers and thumbs....

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Categories: dentists, funny, humor, humorous, rude,
Form: Rhyme
Outside the Dentists Office
The pains that pain Are the most anticipated. You know the gain But you just feel defeated. Imagine the pain that waits As it crawls steadily towards you You think, ‘’run to the gate’’ But the fear of fear stops you. The blood in your veins stands And then it thickens and turns to ice You feel the pain arrive and arise Even before it really...

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Categories: dentists, fear,
Form: Free verse



What All Dentists Do
What All Dentists Do Writing poetry is like a lot of therapy Looking for equivalence and parity Matching things together so you can see Best way things should eventually be Do you know what all dentists do? Make sure your teeth are not askew Always strong and straight as can be Not looking like face had a lobotomy Last time I had looked in...

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Categories: dentists, humorous,
Form: Couplet
In the Dentists Chair
I come in for my check up. "Sit down and open wide." Now the time for truth. There is no place to hide. He peers into my mouth, small mirror in his hand. Poking here and there, the bit i cannot stand. "Open wider please." I mumble a reply. picking and a prodding, i hear...

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Categories: dentists, funny
Form: Rhyme
Waiting In the Dentists Chair
W aiting in the dentist's chair A piece of grit got stuck somewhere I t seemed right in my Dentist's way T oothpick quick, he heard me say. I ' m just about to use the drill N o time now to pick, must fill G...

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Categories: dentists, funny, life, natural disasters,
Form: Acrostic



Dentists!!
(This is a fictional poem) When I went to the dentist, I was not thrilled. It scared me to death when he used his drill. He went in my mouth and started drilling. He forgot to use novocain so you can imagine the pain I was feeling. I asked him to stop but he said no. I pushed him with my...

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Categories: dentists, angst, funny, health, me,
Form: I do not know?

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