Waiting In the Dentists Chair

W aiting in the dentist's chair A piece of grit got stuck somewhere I t seemed right in my Dentist's way T oothpick quick, he heard me say. I ' m just about to use the drill N o time now to pick, must fill G ot to wait now ten more mins. I 'll have you suffer for your sins. N eed to swallow speedily T hese fumes could choke me easily H ope that shot will numb me more E ndless pain now, please, don't bore D o I detect your hand now shaking E asy Frank, be more painstaking. N ever before I have to state, has T his patient seemed so irate I 'll calm her down if she'll comply S ome valium cream, I will apply. T his tooth I feel he can't drill through S hi..... I feel I'm turning blue C all my house, I must go home H ear me out, I've begun to foam. A re Dentist's a complacent lot I wonder have we lost the plot R egardless of, how much we try S ometimes I think Oh' why was I .