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Deaf As A Post
Deaf As A Post Poems - Poems about Deaf As A Post
Lemony
...[Verse] Fourteen years old So I am told Lately, she really shows it Except at meals She barks and squeals The time? It’s like she knows it [Verse] She sleeps all day Then wants to play Be......
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Jeff Kyser
Categories:
deaf as a post,
dog,
Form:
Lyric
A Most Unusual Evangelical One-Man Band
...An old preacher named Ned Got it into his head To make a musical pilgrimage Before he was dead. He claimed divine inspiration To form a band and tour the nation, And by so doing treat its ills,......
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Jim Slaughter
Categories:
deaf as a post,
humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Violin
...Bought home in a battered case one day He took it out and and scratched away Playing out of tune and terribly flat He scared the daylights out of the cat The horsehair that ran along the bow ......
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Julie Draper
Categories:
deaf as a post,
humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Living Life Large
...I can’t see a damn thing; it’s that time of night The road is too dim, but the sunset’s too bright. I’m driving by sounds, yes, I’m driving by feel. In a couple of minutes, guess I’ll grab the w......
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Jeff Kyser
Categories:
deaf as a post,
song, travel,
Form:
Heroic Couplet
Deafness Is Serious
...Old Clarry was deaf; yes deaf as a post, and couldn't hear a word that was said. But he'd sit alone while we conversed, when we gathered in young Harry's shed. I suppose old age gets us all in ......
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Lindsay Laurie
Categories:
deaf as a post,
humor,
Form:
Rhyme
No One Told Me What To Do
...No One Told Me what To DO So I just go on Following You But my own words I make into prose and still make mistakes from my toes AS I never said I was a poet And If I was I would not know ......
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Damian Keady
Categories:
deaf as a post,
appreciation,
Form:
Free verse
Cucumber Pie
...Are cucumbers cool As a general rule? How fresh is a daisy? Are loons always crazy? How snug is a bug When he’s not in a rug? How gentle are lambs If not happy as clams? How clever’s a fo......
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Ed Morris
Categories:
deaf as a post,
funny, humor, humorous,
Form:
Light Verse
Voting Booth Conversation
...My African-American young adolescent daughter, since she was age five needing a therapeutic home and family, with Oppositional Disorder and deviantly diverse neural-cognitive communication patte......
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Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories:
deaf as a post,
bullying, daughter, discrimination, health,
Form:
Political Verse
Like, As
...i never saw the doornail die never caught sight of a fox that sly i didn't cure a dog so sick didn't steal a glance of thieves so thick i can't walk tight a rail that thin can't see some sight as u......
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Goode Guy
Categories:
deaf as a post,
humorous, introspection, on writing
Form:
Couplet