Deafness Is Serious

Old Clarry was deaf; yes deaf as a post,
and couldn't hear a word that was said.
But he'd sit alone while we conversed,
when we gathered in young Harry's shed.

I suppose old age gets us all in the end,
but Clarry's still here and he's ninety two.
He doesn't need glasses and his heart is okay;
it's just this deafness that has come through.   

Then one day at our get-together,
Clarry with a grin had something to tell,
he said the doctors had found him a cure,
and now he can hear us as clear as a bell.

I said to Clarry "That's just amazing;
they've reversed your ears on the wane.
Your family must be over the moon,
to know you can hear them again". 

Old Clarry grinned "I ain't told the family,
I don't think their hearts could stand the strain.
I just sit in me chair and hear what they say.
I've changed me will twice and intend to again”.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Flood Avatar
December 7, 2021 at 1:19 AM
Pardon? I’ve known a few people with selective deafness… a common complaint I understand. I’ll watch my step around the hard of hearing in future. Funny write, Lindsay. Terry
Laurie Avatar
December 9, 2021 at 4:54 PM
Hello Terry ... could thinking Terry. You could have been a benefactor in a number of wills already - catch you very soon Terry - Lindsay
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December 6, 2021 at 10:33 PM
Will-changing and life-changing HEARING THERAPY, brilliantly written. Thanks LL. shalom, shalom. U are appreciated, anil
Laurie Avatar
December 9, 2021 at 4:50 PM
Hello Anil ... thank you for your fine plus encouraging comment Anil - Lindsay
George Avatar
December 6, 2021 at 8:14 PM
This is indeed so humorous, Lindsay ! The family will have a shock to hear that he has regained his hearing ! Clever Harry, it will come to such a point that he will bequeath all his wealth to some orphanage or charity undertaking! Ha... ha!
Laurie Avatar
December 9, 2021 at 4:17 PM
Hello Valsa ... humorous as it is, when the truth comes out old Harry will have the last laugh - thank you Valsa - Lindsay
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December 5, 2021 at 8:54 AM
Awesome! I absolutely love the ending, great ink my friend!
Laurie Avatar
December 9, 2021 at 3:57 PM
Hello Mark ... I'm pleased that you can see the funny side of this poem - thank you Mark - Lindsay
Hawkins Avatar
December 2, 2021 at 5:58 PM
Great write, still smiling. I wonder if some times he would prefer to be deaf. Take care Shirley.
Laurie Avatar
December 4, 2021 at 8:01 PM
Hello Shirley ... I think Old Clarry is a cunning character who likes to play games. There's plenty of things on the TV news I wouldn't mind not hearing - thank you Shirley - Lindsay
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December 1, 2021 at 4:40 AM
I absolutely love this, Lindsay. You have such a talent for rhyme and humor...Amazing! Cheers! Hope all is well down-under. Charlie
Laurie Avatar
December 4, 2021 at 7:58 PM
Hello Charles ... thank you for your encouraging comment. This blasted covid problem is still giving plenty of grief, even with most of the population vaccinated - thank you Charles - Lindsay
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November 30, 2021 at 9:36 PM
Entertaining tale, well told, Lindsay. Janice
Laurie Avatar
December 4, 2021 at 7:55 PM
Hello Janice ... and there is possibly a common ring of truth when it comes to the will choices - thank you Janice - Lindsay
Ball Avatar
November 30, 2021 at 11:23 AM
Too funny Lindsay. If we all knew what people really think I believe we would all make a few changes. Good stuff as always. God Bless, JB
Laurie Avatar
December 4, 2021 at 7:53 PM
Hello Judy ... great comment Judy. One's mind is very hard for another person to really read - thank you Judy - Lindsay
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November 30, 2021 at 1:10 AM
Enjoyed it the core, love it..Silpika
Laurie Avatar
December 4, 2021 at 7:50 PM
Hello Silpika ... thank you. The true outcome will come out in the future at the reading of the will - Lindsay
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November 29, 2021 at 5:26 PM
Well, I heard that! What fun it was to read this, Lindsay. Thanks for the laughs. :D
Laurie Avatar
December 4, 2021 at 7:47 PM
Hello Evelyn ... thank you for your fine comment Evelyn. I'm pleased you had a chuckle with this one - Lindsay
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November 29, 2021 at 4:18 PM
AWESOME ONE, so funny, Lindsay.
Laurie Avatar
December 4, 2021 at 7:45 PM
Thank you Andrea ... the message for some in time will be read out - Lindsay
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November 28, 2021 at 3:53 AM
lol I know. If only we could hear, when they don't know we are hearing, shocking what we would hear. Very well put my dear poet. Take care and keep listening to the good stuff, it makes yoir heart smile. :)
Laurie Avatar
December 4, 2021 at 7:44 PM
Hello Mystic Rose ... possibly happens more times than we like to think, and Old Clarry is taking advantage of this - once again, thank you Mystic Rose - Lindsay
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November 27, 2021 at 6:41 PM
Where there's a will there's a: 1.) won't 2.) relative 3.) way. This has been Saturday night's 'Pop Quiz' ~ Pops
Laurie Avatar
December 4, 2021 at 7:41 PM
Hello Gershon ... oh yes, and the relative vultures have tears in their eyes and a hand out at the reading - thank you Gershon - Lindsay
Sands Avatar
November 27, 2021 at 1:36 PM
Great one Lindsay. I enjoyed this. Well done :)
Laurie Avatar
December 4, 2021 at 7:38 PM
Hello Heidi ... there is a clear message for any potential benefactor in this poem Heidi - pleased you enjoyed it - Lindsay
Proxenos Avatar
November 27, 2021 at 6:33 AM
Yup, some things that one says and they think they are safe, have a way of boomeranging. I'm glad Clarry heard them and is changing his will, again! Good one Lindsay, funny for all of us but not so for some members of his family! Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
Laurie Avatar
December 4, 2021 at 7:36 PM
Hello Jennifer ... that will can be a sure way of having a family dispute arise by crikey, and Clarry is making certain of this - catch you soon Jennifer - Lindsay
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November 26, 2021 at 9:12 PM
Oh the sneaky bugger, good on him. Lindsay, As Tom says below, i'll also try that. Brilliant poem from you as usual, love the human race being put in to its place.
Laurie Avatar
December 4, 2021 at 7:32 PM
Hello Harry ... once again, thank you Harry for commenting. It doesn't pay to assume I guess - catch you soon Harry - Lindsay
Leffanta Avatar
November 26, 2021 at 10:31 AM
This is really well done, Lindsay! My father lost his hearing when his gas truck exploded during WWII, so Old Clarry is familiar to me! Aloha!
Laurie Avatar
December 4, 2021 at 7:30 PM
G'day Rico ... sorry to read that history of your Father. Old Clarry can now suffer from selective hearing, and it's paying off - thanks Rico - Lindsay
Lawless Avatar
November 26, 2021 at 4:06 AM
This could be retitled: "An Ode to the Fly on the Wall"....Love the humor and twist in this Lindsay
Laurie Avatar
December 4, 2021 at 7:27 PM
Hello John ... oh my word it could be. I'm pleased you got a chuckle out of this verse John - Lindsay
Boles Avatar
November 25, 2021 at 11:08 PM
A subtle start, curious mid-section, and an unexpected, hilarious and very clever ending. Great stuff!...ab
Laurie Avatar
December 4, 2021 at 7:25 PM
Hi there Anselmo ... thank you for for putting up an insightful comment - Lindsay
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November 25, 2021 at 11:01 PM
Haha loved it I'll remember that when I'm 92. Tom
Laurie Avatar
December 4, 2021 at 7:23 PM
G'day Tom ... probably happens more than we realize Tom - thanks again - Lindsay
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November 25, 2021 at 6:49 PM
Funny stuff my friend. Well penned. A true delight from start to finish. Have a great day.
Laurie Avatar
December 4, 2021 at 7:22 PM
Hello David ... thank you for your encouraging comment. I'm pleased you enjoyed this one David - Lindsay
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November 25, 2021 at 6:02 PM
This is a bit of fun in a world that takes itself too seriously.Well done
Laurie Avatar
December 4, 2021 at 7:20 PM
G'day David ... yes, at this time with covid problems, we do need some light hearted banter - thank you David - Lindsay
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November 25, 2021 at 5:11 PM
Good for old Clarry - another witty write from the Master Wit of Soup! Thanks, Lindsay - Bob
Laurie Avatar
December 4, 2021 at 7:17 PM
Hello there Bob ... thanks once again. Hope all is well for you with winter upon you - Lindsay
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