Lemony

[Verse] Fourteen years old So I am told Lately, she really shows it Except at meals She barks and squeals The time? It’s like she knows it [Verse] She sleeps all day Then wants to play Before the sun has come up What frustrates most? Deaf as a post So she can’t hear my shut up! [Chorus] Oh, Lemony! You are a mess You are so lazy Oh, Lemony! I must confess You drive me crazy [Verse] She’s a strange girl I want to hurl The things she’s always eating Beware in case She licks your face It is her way of greeting [Verse] Twelve hours straight It’s pretty great From dawn to dusk, just doing nothing At night of course Barks herself hoarse Then eats the sofa stuffing [Chorus] Oh, Lemony! You are a mess You are so lazy Oh, Lemony! I must confess You drive me crazy [Verse] I know one day She’ll pass away And I won’t have this trouble She makes me mad But I’ll feel sad And I will surely miss her snuggles [Chorus] Oh, Lemony! You are a mess You are so lazy Oh, Lemony! I must confess You drive me crazy [End]