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Crotches Poems - Poems about Crotches

Crotches Poems - Examples of all types of poems about crotches to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for crotches.
Time Is My Song
...I have waited so long to compose a new song; I have waited so long for you to come along. Time is setting fire underneath my feet; time is igniting a motion in the third degree; time is raking up the......Read the rest...
Categories: crotches, africa, business, confidence, corruption,
Form: Narrative



Premium Member Neapoliticians
...Get right with the creator... Teach your kids how to fish. Give EVERYBODY a second chance or even a third (that's if they're not to vicious). After that you're wasting your-breath- my dirty dim......Read the rest...
Categories: crotches, abuse,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member My Dog Is a Criminal
...My dog is a criminal A beggar, a thief She has a rap sheet two miles long Do we care? No Will we turn her in? Never. No one gives us more joy than this felon. The neighbors can buy their stuff......Read the rest...
Categories: crotches, dog,
Form: Prose Poetry
I Am More Than Just a Tree
...I woke up this morning with no intended plan I had no clue as to where I will go next, But I felt bold and strong like superman I am tired of the East and I am weary of the west But I am still a......Read the rest...
Categories: crotches, appreciation, care, creation, encouraging,
Form: Narrative
Trump Is Pompous
...Trump Is Pompous Trump is pompous as he will prance Now has to take a goal line stance For women he has been abusing Thought to himself it was amusing Grabbing crotches and pinching pants. ......Read the rest...
Categories: crotches, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Clubbing It
...Clubbing it Once I went to a night- club in Albufeira a dreadful place with garish colours and a man with a Hammond organ also played many instruments with a total lack of talent, when he rested......Read the rest...
Categories: crotches, dedication, destiny,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member Middle Earth
...MIDDLE EARTH I see the gaping maw approaching ivory white saliva covered teeth slobbering over red gums tongue lolling about reaching for my face. Knees!! Dammit!!! Knees!! God are the......Read the rest...
Categories: crotches, child, humor,
Form: Verse
Those Damn Wet Bandits
...Two inept crooks robbed my house while I was on vacation. They left my water running and they died by strangulation. Besides robbing me, those idiots also made me have to pay a two hundred dollar w......Read the rest...
Categories: crotches, funny, humor, poems,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Your Crotch and You
...As crotches go, mine is up there with the best I would even classify it as exceptional One would think it all comes down to size But size is only part of the equation Of course size is a ......Read the rest...
Categories: crotches, humor,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Crotches and Scotches
...There once was a bold prig named Wiener who had an unsightly demeanor he took pics of his crotch after two shots of scotch "Where's his wife? Well nobodies seen her."......Read the rest...
Categories: crotches, funny,
Form: Limerick
The Night Hides Stars
...The night hides stars explode silence waves in malls consumers stare into lights blank pupils a poet loses his words to rock-stars and rap-stars clutching crotches smiling gold scarred in oils va......Read the rest...
Categories: crotches, visionary,
Form: Free verse
Open Them Eyes Part 2
...I see that our beliefs in race and profiles, defiles. Perpetuates hate, stereotypes to our brain matter. I see corporate greed and pockets get fatter. I see the will on the eyes, the glass as it ......Read the rest...
Categories: crotches, uplifting, visionary,
Form: Rhyme
Michael"s Dance
...Why do they grab their crotches frequently those dancers, rappers on MTV? I've tried, but still can't figure it out just what on earth that dance move's all about. Must be a......Read the rest...
Categories: crotches, funny
Form: Rhyme
Michael's Crotch Dance
...Them dancers, singers there on MTV, why do they grab their crotches frequently? I've tried, but I still can't figure it out just what on earth that dance move's all about. That crotch......Read the rest...
Categories: crotches, artdance, dance,
Form: Light Verse
Shirts-Trousers As Sequel
...Humble stone was intolerably warm, That ice block was numbing cold, Those nails were pining to pierce, The poisonous worms and snakes in jungle, Were ready to sink in their stocks, I was to sit,......Read the rest...
Categories: crotches,
Form: Free verse

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