Love Crocodile Poems

She will never fall out of love with her crocodile
He followed her home from the River Nile
The old folks home won’t take this wench.
So she...

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Lousy Crocodile Tears Just Let Them Fall

I wrote you and you answered me not
I sent you all my love, and all I got
Your beauty fantastic...

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I ride on Ryley Rhino 
as down the river we go.
He knows things I want to know.

I said, “There’s a flashy fish!
Watch it swirl and...

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What do you do when they burn your loyalty?
What do you do when they kill your pride?
Straight faces but inside they are laughing, laughing as...

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He was in large life a force of nature
  and in barbed death a martyr to the cause.
Leaping madly on some croc or gator
...

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Writing Limericks in the last wee while
In my own inimitable quite naughty style
Hope I get by those censors
Nothing gained nothing ventured
Might be singing “in a...

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Babe you know I’d walk a mile
And wrestle with a crocodile 
Even spend a year or two in exile
If only just to see you smile...

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I always said that when I die,
I would love to return as a butterfly.
One with yellow, velvet dominions,
Fragile and lofty pinions.

I confused freedom of flight,
With...

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Mr crocodile once had a toothache
 Oh ! because he had eaten lots of chocolates and cakes 
He was in distress 
He wanted a dentist...

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No dear, not for your sympathies to earn,
Nor yet that your attention can I draw,
Just as helpless infants are apt to do,
True, facing you helpless...

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I wish I had a crocodile,
Our walks would be such fun;
I’d keep him on a metal chain,
And let him off to run.

He’d play with other...

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T his great soul by the name of Steve Irwin
H as left this world doing what he loved most . . .
E nlightening us with...

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