Funny Creation Poems

These Funny Creation poems are examples of Creation poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Creation Funny poems written by international poets.


The Mountain Goat by Christine Phillips
The noise aboard the motor boat reminds me that I was not alone
The high perspiration smell from the young couple sitting beside me
caused me to...

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Categories: angel, courage, creation, friendship,

Premium MemberAfrican Cameroon Nigerian Birth from The CREEK NATION by James Edward Lee Sr.
African Cameroon Nigerian Birth from The CREEK NATION

I am black 
Yet I am one of God lambs
I am also African/CameroonNigerian
And also birth from the Creek...

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Categories: creation, appreciation, black african american,



Sans Scribbling Scrolling, Scrounging Scrunching Scrying Scribe section sixty by matthew harris
the following quite quirky epistle may not exhibit the ordinary characteristics of poetry, but i decided to share this self made challenge (where every word...

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Categories: adventure, creation, funny, humor,

Premium MemberPEEWEE HERMAN by Line Gauthier


Saturday mornings were the best
How I loved to catch your show
Your high energy naughtiness
Your effervescence was contagious
Delighted me and left me in awe
Peeking my curiosity...

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Categories: creation, fantasy, fun, imagination,

Premium MemberBah ollocks by Nick Trim
Christmas is a farce,
stick your hand up a turkeys arse.

A virgin breeding?
I guess you believe in?
Are you stupid?
It was God's kid?
No, Mary got around you...

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Categories: creation, age, betrayal, corruption, crazy,

Premium MemberOne Percent Rule OKAY THEN by Nick Trim
Someone said to me 1% rule the world,
I refused to believe and insults they hurled.
Why get personal,
because I reject the ideal?
If you believe it, then...

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Categories: betrayal, community, corruption, creation,

YIKES I GOT MAN BOOBS by matthew harris
with noticeable burgeoning bosom in the offing, ahoy
this baby faced blubbery bosom beastie boy
fast becoming a bra man,
and might hire himself out
as a male wet...

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Categories: adventure, age, anxiety, creation,

The End is Near by carl jent
Air is Thick, room full of tension
five days left, will I get the invention.

Two years making, what a roller coaster ride.
So many details, the paperwork,...

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Categories: angst, business, creation, emotions,

Human nature by Wendy Nipas
Human nature
I’m a human, you’re a human
Can’t we all just be humane?
Why is it that we act poorly?
Or even blatantly insane?
We are getting worse than...

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Categories: creation, race,

10 minutes of fury by Alex Duffy
Sitting on the bus and I'm in a hurry
So I'm going to quickly write 10 minutes of fury
The bipolar mad man with a weapon in...

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Categories: creation, fun, funny, poems,

Follow the instructions by stuart chandler
Where has it gone?

Out in the garden, down by the shed
I read the packet, prepared the bed.
Added some compost, tilled it a bit
even add some...

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Categories: community, confusion, creation, garden,

Our World by Lorna Malla
God made the world for you and me
Lets go travel discover and see
Beautiful Oceans,Rivers and Lakes
Deserts,Jungles and Valleys of green
Animals of a variety you have...

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Categories: adventure, animal, beautiful, creation,

Creative Child by R. e. taylor
Creative Child

Parents beware
Let your child be creative
Let them express themselves
But know one thing
If they are painting a flower
And they have use of the paints
If they...

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Categories: art, child, creation, funny,

Humorku by Anil Deo
A humorku is a short rhyming poem, less than 14 lines, that showcases human efforts at thinking. Thinking has many types and stimuli, including the...

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Categories: creation, analogy, anti bullying, beautiful,

Bigger than me by Alex Duffy
I don't care if you're smaller or bigger than me
I don't care if you're poorer or richer than me
I don't care if you're healthier or...

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Categories: conflict, courage, creation, deep,

Premium MemberMy Shadow Muse by Maria Williams
The fast beat of Lindsey Stirling’s track - ‘Shadows’ - aptly describes what all poets would be familiar with. 
Sit back and prepare yourself for...

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Categories: creation, humorous, me, muse,

Creatures of satin we cast you away by ashley rainwater

 
yall devilish creatures tried to take away my family
My family is my world 
let me take yall 
back in time 
were creatures of my...

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Categories: character, child, creation, faith,

Dear Adam and Eve, you had 1 Job, that's all by PoetPrentice Dupins
        Work, work, work, work, work
            ...

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Categories: bible, creation, funny, irony,

Bar by A.O. Taner
love walks into a bar
sees hope drinkin' it away;
what's wrong, love asks
nothing's wrong, hope replies, 
nothing is wrong...

love turns to fate the bartender
and orders two...

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Categories: creation, anxiety, beautiful, betrayal, change,

Petri dish bacterium philosophy by Mark Martin
As our civilisation reaches new heights
We can be proud of our achievements
As we enter a new golden age

Survivors of the second penicillium war
We harnessed our...

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Categories: creation, fun, funny, humor,