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Funny Creation Poems

These Funny Creation poems are examples of Creation poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Creation Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Existence Explained
the universe exists
to give humans a backstory
- no humans, no universe
it’s all heads
in the shape of our heads

history could be made up
and I know people...

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Categories: creation, fun, history, humanity,

Premium Member Perfection
when I look at a bird
in a tree
the first thing
I notice is
its colours
within the lines...

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Categories: animal, bird, color, creation,

Premium Member Virtual Igloo
Wearing thick garments against summer blaze
we huddle with joy* to smite freezing raze
amidst absence of snow
since such fact we all know
while virtually shut inside igloo's...

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Categories: appreciation, blessing, christian, creation,

When I Look Into the Mirror
When I look into the mirror, I see a boundless bouquet of beautiful beginnings,
a thousand flawless faces all wanting to be seen
I only see...

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Categories: abuse, art, creation, cute

Wild Life and the White Man
Wild life some guard with their last drop of blood,
Save God should want to waste it with fierce flood:
I have in mind white men, sometimes,...

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Categories: animal, appreciation, creation, education,

Premium Member Poop- There It Is
No pushing or breaking of water
It was a c-section that brought her
But this is about
What wouldn’t come out
A poop just as big as my daughter!


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Categories: creation, daughter, fun, funny,

Premium Member Bus Friends
Have a seat, we need to talk
Some say buses have no friends
That might sound like a pretend
Am I really serious?
Why yes
Buses capture a multitude of...

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Categories: creation, adventure, appreciation, best friend,

Premium Member Two Roads
"(Two roads) diverged in a yellow wood and I choose the one less traveled by and that has made all the difference."  Quote by...

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Categories: beautiful, child, creation, lonely,

Energy heats a pen for me and gives chemistry /
There’s no alternative to emit a thermal word filled migration flurry /
My nation bet against the...

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© Kyle Gee  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: analogy, creation, education, environment,

Premium Member Aspiring Alliteration Completed 2-28-23
All answers affect aspirations
By belittling bygone barbarizations
Constantly criticizing correlations
Defined dumbfounded dictations
Edicts evaporate everyone's expectations
Foregone frustrations failed flirtations
Gone great grace giving generations
Harmonies have harmonious hesitations
Impotence influences...

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Categories: art, beautiful, creation, extended

The Poison Apple
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Not when you put cotton candy in our grapes
You might as well give it to a teacher,see what...

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Categories: creation, betrayal, bible, blue, candy,

I Would Not Give It a Name
We had the colorful glasses of teenage on our eyes
And my favorite color was love,
Because of our childishness, we told so many "Lies in April"

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Categories: creation, friendship, funny love,

Premium Member Guess Where I Found God
God made each one of us,                   ...

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Categories: body, creation, god, love,

Premium Member Pandemic Manic Depression
Lovely Jen a poetic romantic
A mask she hated with the pandemic
Rhinestone, pearls, a smiley face
She decorated the lace
Her boyfriend though she was kind of manic.



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© Eve Roper  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: creation,

Premium Member Iou
In debt 
You bet!

Bills Met
Not  yet

I fret


Posted ; April 25th 2022...

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Categories: creation, fantasy, fun, funny,