Cherry Very Crude
...Bananas and cucumbers find
a place in the dirtiest mind.
Is losing her cherry
to courgettes a worry?
Who knows but one's up her behind......
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Categories:
courgettes, desire,
Form: Limerick
For the Attention of Joanne Regarding Bankruptcy Ref - Bkt5055794
...Dear Joanne. If there is a problem, there are human beings.
We have all made mistakes but people like me are not needed.
Dear Joanne. I have received a letter from the office of the adjudicator c...
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Categories:
courgettes, anxiety,
Form: Free verse
Panic In the Supermarkets
...Panic in the supermarkets!
By the new mad author
Stanley Russell Harris
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dearie me.
In the supermarkets do panic I see?
I wonder why, as yesterday.
I was in one food shopp...
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Categories:
courgettes, allusion, america, confusion, food,
Form: Classicism
Its Only Words
...I was looking at some words and their meanings in the dictionary
Some of them are weird and extraordinary
Didgeridoo- Australian Aboriginal musical instrument that can play a tune or two
Ratatouil...
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Categories:
courgettes, words,
Form: Rhyme
Garden
...Through the cracks in my paving
I'm growing lemon thyme
The rosemary I'm saving
In my cooking will taste divine.
Apple mint and dill, Parsley and chives
Basil and coriander, Oregano and sage
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Categories:
courgettes, beautiful, garden,
Form: Verse