Funny Corruption Poems

Mr Clinton, why did you tell white lies? 
We all cried, mother thought you were so wise 
You made me feel so silly 
I gave...

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As a young child I fondly recall
tuning into Desi Arnez and Lucille Ball.
Their chemistry was great and brought
many a guffaw.
Lucy always stumbled in to comical...

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Today's rain is more of a doom,
But why not just spare my own room?
You just poured in without a shame
So, who will then take this...

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The input of two expected by one
Does not guarantee a job will get done.
It may have them moving on the double...
But often, it only leads...

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It isn't easy to save the world 
With your back on the asphalt
Crawling with carpenter ants that
Yes even they
Want you out of the way

I'd head...

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Special Agent Alan King arrived in his Buick dragging my husband to Foss park for his failed lie detector test where I wore wires pregnant...

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April 20—Standup Comedy – The  Insult Comedy Tour!

How and why he 
Remains so popular 
With some Americans
Remains a mystery.

He remains me 
Of an old-time...

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Oh gaping chasm of misfortune
A sign of council extortion?
Roads not fit for purpose
Driving makes us nervous
Neglect of civil responsibility
The cause of such hostility
Oh pot hole...

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I am terrified and this is love
Resignation; this is love
Yours is fiercer than mine, less green
Pale, flowing as a riverbed and more of it
Yours is...

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I can't believe your audacity
Well actually!
Your so consumed with rapcisty
The bling life has blinded you
You can't even see what's Infront of you

Who even are you?...

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Write from...

Write about the order of date and time
Write about the confusion of our thoughts

Write about the deafening buzz of doubt
Write about drying tears

Write about...

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DONALD 
IT HAS BEEN 
REPORTED BY MANY

THAT YOU PLAY 
WITH IT
SEVERAL TIMES A DAY

I NEVER SAW THAT THING
AND SWEAR 
THAT I NEVER TOUCHED IT THAT...

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Azms is hell
Poison flows in Azms
I'm here where Azms is
Walking slowly along the streets
I look at the dark clouds
Where birds fall, turning into drops of...

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It is one hell of a risk
Away The Cops could Stan whisk,
By Jeff's window with a disc
They'll think he's there to things frisk,
Although, slow Stan's...

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"The planted snakes are  venomous!"
Warned q caller anonymous
"Anaconda size enormous!"
Their state with Death synonymous
Thus, price to pay not enormous...

And decision unanimous:
All pleas for '...

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