Coot Poems - Poems about Coot

...Me very late mum, a funereal day... courtesy latitudinarian, nonestablishmentarian, sexagenarian, and Unitarian son and modest mastermind maven maverick. Another anniversary of her death occ......Read the rest...

...Joseph Pujol, Flatulist 1/6/1857 - 8/8/1945 He started working as a baker And ended up being the same But for nearly thirty years he Enjoyed international fame. Using his natural talent For......Read the rest...

...I inherited a worn out clipper which made me mad. For the rest of the cousins got riches, big and bad. One got emeralds, another got diamond rings. I got a clipper ship, without the pirate loot of......Read the rest...

...Bob got slapped while just shopping for fruit. The young girl yelled, “You raunchy old coot. Really, you’ve got the nerve!” He said, “I don’t deserve such abuse--those aren’t melon......Read the rest...

...The broken piggy bank strewn into a bajillion little pieces Unexpected largesse yours truly patiently waits, a metaphor of my dire financial straits courtesy papa's unsuspecting muse the miss......Read the rest...

...My house blew clear to Texas the cowboy said. His spittle hit a saddle, and my face turned red. He was crude for sure, but his stories were great. I waited to hear more, and it was worth the wait.......Read the rest...

...We are now officially well-aged, we have grab bars in the shower in case we wobble. Yet somedays we spring out of bed eager to take a slow run around the block but mostly not. We chat with ......Read the rest...

...Ms. Valentine’s Day kitty, you are such a hoot! Traveling a Nebraska cyclone on a bumbershoot! Enjoy seeing your fluffy soft fur, you darling coot. It’s still raining away and you have lost a boot......Read the rest...

...Inextricably rooted with hair fixation As a lad in grade school, yours truly, (a diminutive, intuitive, oversensitive, and vegetative potato head kid, whose voice exhibited a severe nasal twan......Read the rest...

...Variations On A Theme... of hodgepodge strewn helter skelter wonky inviting reader to mentally swelter. Ach'n (ache Ken and burn'n) kickstarting existential and proverbial struggle me species......Read the rest...

...We pack our bags off to Del Rio my beautiful bride to be I spoke love as our reason for co-habitation of me me she spoke stability we wished to marry for what ever reason thats why I call......Read the rest...

...I For every scene: washing waterfall For any gift for my children, phonecall For every travel you made possible I feel so grateful, hopeful, O Eternal II For even in pollution, this unknown l......Read the rest...

...I design myself a turban of exotic fruit To wear with my fabulous orange holiday suit I wish I could find my other paisley green boot To visit Gramps, an old colorful coot.......Read the rest...

...Just some scribbles of thoughts - the mentally ill, the elderly, children, homeless pets, and even we can be - sometimes even in a crowd... He was always dancing, no matter the time, a smile and ......Read the rest...

...We should do something Professor Hoose Gooser said. Of course this was years ago, today this old coot is dead. It is too late now said the new believers. We will be boiled alive. You are all crazy......Read the rest...