A Girl Ate a Hat
...A girl ate a hat, what a thrill,
Mistaking it for her contraceptive pill.
In her moment of haste,
A hat she did taste,
Now she's throwing up, her tummy's bloated still!...
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Categories:
contraceptive pill, fun, funny,
Form: Limerick
A Contraceptive Pill
...Afore falling in his arms they advice to think twice
Unregretful I act beyond my surprise
It’s the grip of a force, a force here to claim
Compelling, like a moth drawn to the flame
Every night enclo...
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Categories:
contraceptive pill, girlfriend-boyfriend, life, love, mother,
Form: Sonnet