Humorous Clerihew Poems

Al Jaffee
He is missed MADly.
A rascal at heart,
smiles to impart....

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Representative Lauren Boebert
said to her date that her boob hurt;
the poor chap only gave her a hand,
and for that they both got banned....

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        “ lightness of heart plus an outrageous sense 
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no way voting Trump
he always been tramp
americans getting old
searching for pot of gold...

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His start was art
That fell apart

  To poetry he turned
  'Normalcy' ~ spurned



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Reviews:
  "Stunning in its simplicity, Gershon."
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Laurel and Hardy

       Stan Laurel
       Playing clumsy funny squirrel
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Alfred, Lord Tennyson,
When all was certainly said and done,
Wrote “Better to have loved and lost…,”
Perhaps that was the bar he crossed.

written October 12, 2021...

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With a veiled threat
Donald Trump now challenges the electorate

   A t-shirt with his smiling face reads, 'Miss Me Yet?'
   Mr. Trump,...

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Doug Heffernan
A goofy and humorous man
He spurred belly laughs with every show
Sad when the King of sitcom had to go

Carrie Heffernan
A wife and workaholic with...

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Michael Scott
A well-meaning manager who enjoyed a lot
On peers and employees to crack jokes
For racial bias shown exit door, left fellow folks.

Dwight Schrute
His title created...

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Laurel's in heaven a girl kissed him
He's going around with a stupid grin
Hardy's jealous he wants a girlfriend
He's out of luck no money to spend.

Hardy's...

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Sheriff Andy Taylor
Was also the jailer
Fighting for the law
Never had to draw

Deputy Barney Fife
Giving crime strife
One bullet to load
Knew his penal code





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Henry Ford mass-produced the Model 'T' Ford,

A contraption the unwashed masses could afford!

'Twas the latest and greatest to include a crank and jack,

And he offered...

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Popeye
Loves Olive he makes her sigh
Passion endures it will not die
Spinach the key don't ask why.

 
Olive Oil
Fell sick with humongous boil
She almost shook off...

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Tweetie Pie
Knows Sylvester is sly
Of the cat he is wary
What a clever canary!

Sylvester
Will seethe and fester
When Tweety makes a mad dash
He exclaims 'suffering succotash!



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