Funny Cinderella Poems

This is the only place where I can go when my heart burns and spirit muse in the desert and when the water is dried...

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there once was a prince who was charming
his good looks were not at all alarming
	he had the flaming hots
	for a maiden ersatz
he nonetheless found her...

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once a char maid Cinderella
had hard time finding a fella
	she crashed a party
	thought herself smarty 
outplayed Anastasia and Drizella...

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Cinderella had a very hard youth
obtaining royalty her guiding truth
	she left a glass shoe
	as a cunning clue
as the prince was renown a clever sleuth...

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What a heaven's gift is your smile!
In your voice flows fairy's song's Nile
Your fragrance I can smell from mile
      ...

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(Cinderella is the protagonist of the 1697 fairytale by Charles Perrault. The whimsical tale is later told in 1812 by the Grimm brothers.)

“Why, if it...

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Its’ Halloween, I am waiting for the fairy queen,
      She is my aunt, but mostly drunk.
    ...

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Every single girl in his hometown
likes that crazy and wild cowboy 
who leads a wild lifestyle; even
married ladies dream about him:
they know that he'll take...

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My heart has gone on a wild frenzy.
Love makes you leave all the tensions behind.
It makes You enjoy and go crazy, it lives on.
In love,...

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Cinderella New

Well hello all my name is Cinderella and it’s true,
I do a lot of work for my mother and sister that’s just old news,
I’m...

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God does time fly!

Psalms allm ssllaay yyai!

Doesn't it seem as if we have never been?

There was now another thing accepting us?

Like we were fluids?

Drunken fluids...

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DREAMING YOUR DREAMS
Hang it up or throw it out 
it's what has come from twist and shout,
there's nothing in tomorrow that
has not been dreamt about.

All...

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The three little pigs came to the ball
Tried to blow the castle down
It didn’t work
It was made of solid gold
So they gave up and sat...

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around and around
up and down
the merry-go-round 
goes round 

again and again 
and again
as the sounds of music play
fond of youth and the gay
and the bells...

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Accidentally 
Knocking her down
He noticed
That her shoe
Had come off
Helping her up
He took the shoe
Placing it on her foot
Jokingly commenting
Look… it fits
What’s your name 
He asked...

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