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Chump Poems - Poems about Chump


Premium Member Chump Change
Were you even supposed to return here? It feels like you should be noticeably different, even if just slightly, improved— a worm seeking escape from a hooked fate, its visible squirm an apology for not bringing back a catch. Have you transformed at all? Maybe you did better than when you left me behind to find the...

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Categories: chump, identity, time, vanity,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Bunny Jump Honey Lump Funny Chump
Clippity clomp stomp romp chomp its wabbit making racket with a hatchet He's got a hump and a stump rump he goes fuzzy wuzzy chinzy flimsy when the lame rain yanks his brain chain thats when he just ...

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Categories: chump, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



Hungry For a Chump
Hungry for a chump to do as I say a stupid little man to simply look the other way A well endowed stallion who breaks me off everyday some sprung guy that gives me money before he goes away Hungry for a hunk, like the finest thing to see a ridiculously rich boy who wants to be used by me So...

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Categories: chump, for her, hilarious, humor,
Form: I do not know?
All American Chump
The All American Chump decreed Americans are a different breed Education we just don't need The poor must work to earn their feed Housing simply fosters greed Healthcare cripples slow my lead My budget clearly plans for war Let losers ponder, "either ….or" Everyone loves blood and gore Americans just love it more And I, as leader of the corps, Shall shed more blood than mighty...

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Categories: chump, america, hyperbole, leadership, political,
Form: Rhyme
Chump Change
Don't let other people play you for a chump Change that If you got wolves seeing you walk around, looking like a tasty chicken drumstick You need to change that ... change it real quick Chumps tend not to make it to mature adult age; they crumble easily, like a week old, stale coffee cake Every time a grifter sees you, they...

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Categories: chump, satire, truth, wisdom,
Form: Dramatic Monologue



Lady Grump Versus the Chump
Lady Grump Vs. The Chump Clinton versus Trump Political garbage dump Miss man Lady Grump Mister Billionaire Chump Yes I'm stumped... bmdavey@ 02/26/16...

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Categories: chump, america, future, games, political,
Form: Rhyme
Whoever Doesnt Read This Is a Chump
WHOEVER DOESNT READ THIS IS A CHUMP...

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Categories: chump, animals, depression, faith, inspirational,
Form: Free verse
Dakarai Cobb - the Poetic Chump
OK fellow soupers, sit back and relax; I'm about to smash this "SAMURAI" with the "AFRO." So with this POETIC ANTHRAX, watch how I poison him with my sick FLOW. dakarai your slams are for the city dump. I wouldn't dare get beat by no poetic chump! dakarai open this surprise envelope, and enjoy what I now have to say. I'm picking up...

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Categories: chump, slamme,
Form: Rhyme
I'M a Chump
< emphasis of labor day ...

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Categories: chump, adventure, dedication, education, fantasy,
Form: Grook

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry