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Chump Poems - Poems about Chump

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Premium Member Wildlife 10
...Wildlife 10 A camel once sat on his rump, And his friend said "You look like a chump!" But he just gave a cough, And said "You can hop off" "C'os you're starting to give me the hump"......Read More
Categories: chump, animal, funny,
Form: Limerick

...he stole his girl friend's red pumps He struted and swagged Realized he's been tagged As a cross dresser and a lame chump ......Read More
Categories: chump, funny, happy, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Secret Weapon
... As Donald Trump rumbles And Grandfather Joe stumbles, I wish to goodness they would draft Michelle To dump that chump Trump down in his own redneck hell!......Read More
Categories: chump, celebrity, for her, political,
Form: Clerihew
Donald Trump
... U. S President Donald Trump Often behaves like a chump Let's see if this republican win an election, doubly can ......Read More
Categories: chump, political,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member The Political Arena
...s old and senile Another is a reputed pedophile The media tries to make President Trump Look like a foolish uncaring chump Hoodlums run rampant wherever they please And touted as heroes instead of sleaze Some would have America beli......Read More
Categories: chump, political,
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Coming Up Rumps
... Geriatric Joe is Biden his time, While Donald keeps applying the slime, Acting more like some big chump Than a presidential Trump, Already spreading the contest with grime.* *Of course mud is being slung on both s......Read More
Categories: chump, age, analogy, conflict, political,
Form: Limerick
...a ray of rainbow charm! His shadow form would pass — gray moon with soulful past, waist bows to pray. No luck — this chump — lays dandy cloak for lass. Both braids to climb, not charming work — aghast! Sun’s light sans coal, moon wan......Read More
Categories: chump, moon, sun,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member trump's hoax
...t back to you. Safety’s a joke folks - do the republican choke folks. The average bill for ICU care - is 20K folks chump change folks - just pay the man, folks One Hundred and Fifty Thousand dead But vote for Trump folks - if your ......Read More
Categories: chump, 11th grade, abuse, america,
Form: Free verse
Bring on the rejection slips and or lost wager
...d/or sizable windfall courtesy drawn PowerBall and/or Mega Million ticket whereby yours truly suddenly cursed with chump change, and/or abundant money would experience "fifteen minutes of fame" flush with friends and relatives I (a......Read More
Categories: chump, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Lysol Calling
...p Whose thoughts seem to come from his rump Disinfectant swill Gave the world a chill But clearly proved Trump is a chump!......Read More
Categories: chump, health,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Limericks IV - Donald Trump
...p, whose message rang clear at the stump: "Vote for me, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!, because I am ME, and everyone else is a chump!" Toupée or Not Toupée, That is the Question by Michael R. Burch There once was a brash billionaire wh......Read More
Categories: chump, america, humor, humorous, leadership,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Limericks III - Grab Bag
...p, whose message rang clear at the stump: "Vote for me, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!, because I am ME, and everyone else is a chump!" ### Humpty Trumpty by Michael R. Burch Humpty Trumpty called for a wall. Trumpty Dumpty had a great f......Read More
Categories: chump, humor, humorous, light, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Delusion
...ol's fleeting notion Failing to fear all the things that I should Searching for one thing I know to be good Like a chump in the dump of depressing debris I may slump from the bump when my bike hits a tree And blame the first person I......Read More
Categories: chump, humor, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Be Warned
...ppetite And picky what he ate Causing a fuss if I came in too late He made a mess Was clumsy as can be Who was the chump Who picked up after him ME My neighbour had warned me To think twice about this lodger Especially one more cra......Read More
Categories: chump, 10th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Giver and Taker
...k them all gladly but demanded more Giver tried to please. Gave a car and a home. Taker made fun of giver for being a chump. Giggling with friends about how easy giver was. Giver heard but did not believe for she loved taker. Taker cla......Read More
Categories: chump, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse

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