Chump Poems - Poems about Chump

...she had a fiver in her pocket but couldn’t flip it, like in days of old then without those satin liners a hole seized what little she had and she leaned over to find a useless penny engraved w......Read the rest...

...Why you being such a chump You left me in a big hump Of loneliness and hurt Tossed aside like filthy dirt Specks of small brown sand You let slip right through your hand We used to be really cl......Read the rest...

...With no specific tone or direction. And , than suddenly: Whoomp! the tone began to change it devloped into a"whoomping groove" it's beleived to dereive from Pickett the lyrics said early one mo......Read the rest...

... Not above the law no more Donald Trump Let's see you tap dance out of this slump ......Read the rest...

...I'm sitting pretty biding my time Staying real quiet towing the line, For President Biden, that lovely old man Playing the game as only I can. Why make loud waves, somehow act up, When everyth......Read the rest...

... Were you even supposed to return here? It feels like you should be noticeably different, even if just slightly, improved— a worm seeking escape from a hooked fate, its visible squirm an apol......Read the rest...

...FICTIONAL BIO: The missus asked me (hitherto known as her bozo) just mere moments ago to craft humorous poem to glow nsync with the shiny nose of Rudolph keeping syncopated metrical flow thu......Read the rest...

...Wait for it, wait for it, get ready, Men He’ll round us all up and he won’t rest at ten Synchronise watches, remember the plan Keep your resolve for as long as you can The claw is demonic, the......Read the rest...

...I REMEMBER A TIME WHEN A MAN WOULDNT CONSIDER LISTNING TO THE TYPE OF THINGS THAT MODERN POLITICIANS SUGGESTING AND THOSE MEN KNEW MEN BEFORE THEM THAT WOULD LISTEN TO EVEN LESS TODAYS WORDS WOULDN......Read the rest...

...This long day has come to a close, don't regret the vocation you chose; drink up, your work is done! Drink up, life only offers wine, it's a brief pause from insane worries and unaccomplished th......Read the rest...

...You can lie in Wyoming, they don’t care in Arizona, you can mislead them in Mississippi but don’t mess with Georgia. You thought us “hicks from the sticks” but we were wise to your tricks, we......Read the rest...

...“Son”...”say goodnight to grandpa” Spurred by mother dearest as well as other politesse drummed into her second born fobbing blandishments as incentive tumbled off fingers of prodigal son tr......Read the rest...

...Driving but you still pick up. To be honest you look like a chump; You chose to answer the phone said 'Call back.' then a dial tone; I hope you drop a hot coffee cup.......Read the rest...

...Recycling and reusing, it's time to take a stand For our world and our future, let's give Mother Earth a helping hand We've got plastic and cloth, that can do so much good So let's recycle a......Read the rest...

...Within my quasi moat toad lily padded immediate environs Meaning the corporeal complex edifice housing these lovely bones, where linkedin logorrhea ably strives to break out in meaningless s......Read the rest...