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Bunny Jump Honey Lump Funny Chump

Clippity clomp stomp romp chomp  
its wabbit making racket with a hatchet    
He's got a hump and a stump rump   
he goes  fuzzy wuzzy chinzy flimsy  
when the lame rain yanks his brain chain  
thats   when   he   just    goes    insane *

Button the mutton with cotton Farmer John 
fish for a dish Mr. Mish cuz the fish caught a wish  
he will wheeze and he'll sneeze so if you please 
send the bunny to ma Honey she's  no dummy 
she likes a lamb that won't scram passed the ham 
Mister Kismet go ahead fit it, wack it, sack it 
cuz dippity sippity whippity Sue
has got your number shoe 
and she' went fuzzy wuzzy chinzy flimsy over you
Herooooo, Herooooo, Herooooo 
you know what to do !!!  

Dec. 22, 2018
Sponsor: Caren Krutsinger
Contest: Bunny Jump
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Wolf Avatar
December 24, 2018 at 10:20 AM
Whoa! Great one. Perfect for the contest. I can just picture Caren howling her head off reading this---much as I did. Should be way up there on the winner's list. Best wishes, Gershon
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December 23, 2018 at 5:55 AM
Like the humour in it. Xmas greetings!
Roper Avatar
December 22, 2018 at 7:10 PM
Love the word play, Pixie,.. the poem is so so cute and lively ... God luck in the contest..Hugs and more Hugs
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