Big Ben chimes Bazball Zen
Big Ben chimes again
With Bazball zen
One of those men
From special stock
Shepherd of the flock
Hewn from strewn Volcanic rock
From New Zealand's Southern Isle
But only there for a wee while
Mighty flame haired flair laird
Without doubt more about Blighty's North East
They forged this bellicose beast
Ripsnorting sporting cavorting squire
Glutton & gourmand gorged feast
Test town crier
Puffed buffed chest
Inspire..burning
Proper copper topper
Churning
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Categories:
chipper, sports,
Form: Free verse
Still Chipper
Getting closer to ninety each day
Still feel chipper like a day in the hay
Sliding from the top
Like the fun wouldn't stop
Almost ninety still got games to play
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Categories:
chipper, fun,
Form: Limerick
Chippy and Chipper
Chippy and Chipper,
playing in my yard;
a hoard of blueberries
surround tiny hole
near my garage door;
Chipper pops out and lightening
dashes for my pear trees...
a pause says, "hello"...
the foraging resumes and
the morning ritual has begun.
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Categories:
chipper, animal, nature, poems, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Julie the Stripper Was Pretty Chipper
{Hey, Where'd My Audience Go?}
Broke, Julie became a sexy stripper
Soon her bank account was pretty chipper
Her boyfriend treated her well
Then they moved to Israel
Julie's first performance was Yom Kippur
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Note: Yom Kippur is the Holiest Day of the
Jewish year. Over 90% of Israelis are in
synagogue and fasting on Yom Kippur
night and
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Categories:
chipper, dance, jewish, religious, sexy,
Form: Limerick
Chipper Jones' Drones
Chipper Jones
has suggested a use for outfield drones
they should accompany the ball
giving a general indication as to where it might fall.
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Categories:
chipper, angel,
Form: Clerihew