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Funny Cheap Poems

These Funny Cheap poems are examples of Cheap poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Cheap Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Cheap Mug
this mug's cheap but full of cheer

guaranteed from year to year

unworn or tired

strangely admired

budget mojo always near.
...

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Categories: cheap, autumn, drink, funny, giggle,

Purple Turtle
My mobile is a purple turtle. Made in Red China by brain dead slave labourers. It has some wonderful features. These include: 

Free TV. Pull...

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Categories: cheap, computer, satire, technology, voice,
Premium Member Good Morning
Good Morning

The light from the sun fills the window in the kitchen. 
Not all at once mind you, but at it’s on speed. 
The little...

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Categories: cheap, 9th grade, age, allegory,
Cheap Sexual Me
She only came to me when she wanted wine
Meeting at a bar could do that, tainting each meeting
I always had a bottle of her favorite...

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Categories: cheap, art, break up, change,
A Cheap Thrill


A Cheap Thrill

She sits there waiting for me to put it in
I take it out and slide it into the hole
I fill her up, pumping...

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Categories: cheap, fun, funny love, humorous,

Premium Member The Cheap Date
My date said, “I always order water on my dates.”
“Then I can save a couple of bucks, which is great.”
Alarm bells started to go off...

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Categories: cheap, funny, humorous, romance,
Fast and Cheap She Says
What ever is fast and cheap you say...
You are so funny -
this is not a fast thing - 
to do a video montage of 5...

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Categories: cheap, art, celebration, inspiration,
She's Not Cheap, He's Not Daft
No lady is cheap and dude's are not fools, the lady you've been chasing for over 12 months was in bed with a guy just...

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Categories: cheap, crazy, emotions, fantasy, feelings,
The Cheap Pickpocketing
This morning at (long) last something-I was robbed in a way I was fearful curious about. What happened?!
Pickpockets are a myth, almost everyone I know...

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Categories: cheap, fun, funny, satire, universe,
Cheap Days
Friday nights are the nights to show 
dat you have been slaving all week. 
The nights where all the shining bits 
and pieces come out....

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Categories: cheap, funny
Cheap Sex
There once was a girl from Quebec
Who really wanted to have quick sex
Pants below her knees
She's waiting to please
Definition of a sex object...

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Categories: cheap, funny, people, satire,
Premium Member It Ain'T Cheap
My daughter, who inspired this poem, sent me the photo she generated with the poetry text (now some 12+ after the original publication)....

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Categories: cheap, funny, sports,
Cheap Wine
Charging nine twenty-five for a glass
Of merlot in this joint? Thanks, I'll pass.
I like Walmart's low rate. 
At just two eighty-eight,
I can drink the whole...

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Categories: cheap, funny
A Cheap Night Out
Tomorrow's my night out with Kenny
but he didn't invite our friend Jenny
He said "between me and you
she'll not like the venue
'cause I'll only be spending...

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Categories: cheap, funny
Cheap!
(This is a fictional poem)

When I go on a date, I make the girl order the cheapest thing on the menu.
They usually walk out the...

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Categories: cheap, funny, on writing and

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