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Humorous Cattle Poems

These Humorous Cattle poems are examples of Cattle poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Cattle Humorous poems written by international poets.

Bethlehem Baby

While shepherds watched their flocks so white
All contemplating dusk,
Their ’phones received some breaking news
All thanks to Elon Musk.
His Tweet announced a virgin birth
In a stable...

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Categories: cattle, animal, baby, bible, birth,

My Limerick Ding a Ling

There's a lady farmer from Seattle
Who doesn't snore but moos aloud as cattle
She will only lay
On a bed of hay
Where sheep can't sleep for her...

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Categories: cattle, fantasy, humorous,

All Hat and No Cattle

They hung around the beer joint with the finest Western wear
with thumbs tucked in their belt loops and such a studly air.
But those boots weren't...

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Categories: cattle, humorous, old, time, ,