Trump and Rudy were watching an oater
Thinking up ways to find one more voter
"Hobble on Cassidy
Drives herd mentality
Let's misquote her and find a promoter!"
Categories:
cassidy, humor,
Form: Limerick
So yesterday I was at speech, and Cassidy says to me,
"Hey Keri, it's me Cassie.
Don't let that boy walk past me!
Go get his number or his
@ so we can get to snapping."
"'Why not yourself,' you ask me?
Talking to boys is ghastly.
But don't wait up 'cause I look great,
and Hannah's looking classy."
So I say, "Fine, if you say so," so I go down there and I start talking, and I say,
"Hey guys, my name is Keri.
Cass says strangers are scary,
But you should call her now so
Both of you can soon be married."
"And Hannah is a true friend.
You both should know just 2 things:
She's the cutest blonde in town, and
she wants you to move in."
And they're like,
"I'm Will, and this is Ben.
We think they're both a ten,
And doing this for them
Just shows that you're a real good friend."
And I say, "I know, I am such a great friend to them, aren't I?"
Categories:
cassidy, 10th grade, boy, crush,
Form: Rhyme
He was a terrific actor and his name was Ted Cassidy.
He portrayed Lurch and Thing in The Addams Family.
He decided to be an actor which was a good choice.
He was six-feet-nine tall and he had a deep voice.
He was the narrator during the opening credits of The Incredible Hulk TV show.
He died in January of 1979 which was forty years ago.
He starred in a few episodes of Star Trek and once in Daniel Boone.
When we lost this man at the young age of 46, we lost him too soon.
{Dedicated to Ted Cassidy (1932-1979) who died on January 16, 1979.]
Categories:
cassidy, celebrity, death, dedication, goodbye,
Form: Rhyme
Longneck Cassidy, my hero from the fifties
A giraffe so charming his talent quite nifty
Picking apples was a breeze
Lower branches on his knees
Remembering him makes my eyes go all misty
Categories:
cassidy, crazy,
Form: Limerick
Bright pics in my imagination
Are quite a typical thing.
However there is an exception
That my nightdreams seldom bring.
Once dreams, as usual, started flocking
In my unwearying head...
I saw you met me, starting talking,
I saw you were in my land!
I hope this dream's a special token,
I hope that it will come true.
All words that I have just now spoken
Are of course only for you!
Today I'm springing in elation,
I feel I'm given a wing!
I can't express all admiration
That's being now my soul's king!
Oh, let the world be full of fairies
Like you! Thanks for your great deeds!
I feel I can reap purple berries
Oh, thanks for your purple seeds!
I hope your life will never hurt you
Because your soul is so kind!
God bless you, Cassidy! Your virtue
Will always stay in my mind!
Categories:
cassidy, dream, inspiration,
Form: Lyric
He was born perfect in every way
Until that fateful day
When from a height was dropped
His knee joint fractured, out it had popped
Was just two weeks old a boxer pup
Went to the vets to have it bandaged up
Had a plaster cast, yet he still wanted to play
When cast came off, he limped from that day
Named him Cassidy cos he hopped along
Never a growl or bite though big and strong
Was a perfect pet in every way until cancer struck
Just eight years old he said goodbye with a lick.
He won a rosette in an Obedience Contest
Which shows you don't have to be perfect to be the best.
Penned 6 November 2014
Categories:
cassidy, dog,
Form: Sonnet
HOPALONG CASSIDY
AN AMERICAN LEGEND
Hopalong Cassidy, Was Mr. Good Guy!
Born in Hendrysburg, Ohio 1895.
William Boyd, his given name.
A friend to all when rose to fame.
Immortal hero of the silver screen.
With his horse "Topper"
Fighting evil schemes.
His starlet bride ,Grace Bradley,
Played the silent screen.
To be his wife was her secret dream.
Their is a lot more. So take a look.
Go to www.gemstonepub.com
And buy his new book.
Www.poetrypoem.com/maflongfellow1
OFFICIAL WEB SITE~www.hopalongcassidy.com
This poem will be delivered to Grace by my sisters sister-in-law who is friends with her and
owns the Hopalong museum in my area where he is from. She is 95 years old and lives in
Malibu ,Calif.
Categories:
cassidy, nostalgia
Form: Verse
I don't know what it is or what it is called
but all I know I's it makes me want to fall
Breathing it in and soaking it up
makes feel like I can't get further up
I go day to day just living by the moments
but when I in counter this thing I can't think about any other being
it's like a drug or a depressant
when I hold it, it's almost like an esent
it's so gorgeous and smooth
that when I'm around it I can just Cruz
when I sit down and think about it and ask myself
what is it?
what could this thing be?
a buddy once told me
its a girl, her name is Cassidy.
Categories:
cassidy, loveday, drug,
Form: I do not know?
There once was a butcher named Cassidy,
Who had a tremendous capacity,
To drink orange-juice all day,
And most will say,
He was good at this talent you see
Each day by one or two,
His skin took on a tangerine hue
And his eyes turned to two yellowish orbs
Yet he drank more juice,
And there was no use
In trying to squeeze him some more
Butcher Cassidy lived that way,
Till his dying day
And he was buried in a Chinese grave yard...
For he had turned permanently yellow
This juice-addicted fellow
That's just what OJ can do
And come next spring
To surprise evryone
From pauper to king
From the graveyard
Nature did bring,
A grove of orange trees
Some say when they pass
the orange-juice aisle
And if they linger awhile,
And urge for ribs and juice
Will come their way
And nothing else will do
So watch your intake of juice
Before the orange demon is let loose
And your life will end in dismay.
Categories:
cassidy, adventure, allegory, fantasy, food,
Form: Limerick